A moose confronted me in the woods one day, he was very angry and only the stout trees kept me alive.
They don’t look that intimidating from a distance, but up close they are MASSIVE and the bulls can be aggressive. Seven feet tall at shoulders at least!
I’ve read that they are fantastic swimmers, and even feed underwater.
One of mooses’ natural predators are orcas.
We’re gonna need a bigger boot!
Moosejaws
Moo-ose …
Moo-ose …
Moo-ose Moo-ose MOO-OSE MOO-OSE MOO-OSE MOO-OSE MOO-OO-OSSSE
No thanks, I already ate
Sharks kill around 6 people per year, moose kill 10-15 per year just in Canada
Great stat
It’s mostly from people driving cars and hitting a moose though.
Tru
So I ran into a moose for the first time in my life on my hike just now, and all I could think of was the earlier comment. Scared me more than it should have.
A Møøse once bit my sister
How did she adjust to her newfound powers?
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Moose can also dive! That means there’s a non zero chance you will be killed by a moose while scuba diving.
Which is why one of the few animals that is a predator of the moose is the orca.
And Greenland sharks
Kevin Smith has been teasing a moose movie based on jaws for 20 years.
I came here to make this comment and I’m even happier than someone did it before me.
Tusk is probably the closest we’re getting. God that movie is surreal.
They’re in the same universe, Moose Jaws is the third in the trilogy.
It’s been 20 years and they just delayed it again so Smith could get the rights to Dogma back so he can make Dogma 2. If it’s coming I’ve given up waiting.
I mean, it’s only been 12 years since Tusk came out, and they got funding in 2022 from Lions Gate for that and four other movies. At least according to Wikipedia.
I think the big factor is Depp, and if his involvement is delying production.
20 years was a little exaggeration, but the idea has been around since 2009.
