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Mickey7@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 16 hours ago

I bought my usual bag of potatoes. This is exactly how he came out of the bag. And now I don't have the heart to eat him.

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I bought my usual bag of potatoes. This is exactly how he came out of the bag. And now I don't have the heart to eat him.

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 16 hours ago
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    That potato be looking like it cast avada kedavra and that shit bounced back and fucked his ass up.

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      But more like stoned voldemort, his horkrux is a bong that shattered long ago

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    Oh cool! Your potato looks exactly like this potato from 7 years ago! What a world, huh

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      I personally don’t mind the reposts. What does offend me are the lies in the title text claiming ownership and originality.

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      He has the heart to repost him 💔

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      Jesus, what a freak coincidence! What are the odds?

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      I wonder if u/TheLittleWinner2 was really the OOP, or if he stole it from someone else too

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      Did you hold memory of this post for 7 years? Impressed.

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        He kept that tab open for 7 years waiting for this moment.

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      at least it’s not ai.

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        I love that there are two people who simp ai so much they got upset and downvoted this lol

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      Nobody would ever repost a meme because that would be ridiculous

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      Huh. What are the odds

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    100% destroy that potato. It’s survived 7 years because that is absolutely a horcrux.

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    Is that the burnt peanut in disguise?

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      Exactly what I thought.

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    Rub him, you might get some wishes.

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    I mean, he is already baked.

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    That potato looking like he finally got Harry Potter and he can relax now.

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    "my son… take care of your mother for me when I’m gone… "

    ~shamefully recycling the top Reddit comment for this post from years ago~

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    Looks like the potato is high.

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    You have to eat him… look at that face, he saw you and instantly relief washed over him. He knows his time of struggle and toil is near its end, and by nourishing you he will have fulfilled his ultimate purpose. There is no greater honor among potato kind, to leave him sitting, forcing him to go on in the hellscape we call life? What kind of a monster could do that?

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    You can’t help him, Harry.

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    Master Oogway had some serious skeletons in his closet for his next reincarnation to end up like this.

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