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RobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Politician who said he had dwarfism accused of being a child after passport leak

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Politician who said he had dwarfism accused of being a child after passport leak

www.dailystar.co.uk

RobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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A Nigerian politician who told supporters that his youthful appearance was a result of dwarfism has resigned amid sensational claims that he is actually a 16-year-old boy
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  • brax@sh.itjust.works
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    By 16 I was adult sized… The dwarfism thing could be true if they’re not adult sized lol

  • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
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    He looks like an 8 year old kid.

  • merdaverse@lemmy.zip
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    I mean, you gotta love the energy and eagerness. Would probably vote for him

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    Man this is the kind of political scandal I need. Not one where a rapist conman pedophile bankrupt businessman is just straight up robbing the Treasury.

    • FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world
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      Seriously.

      Give me something truly absurd. Not dangerously absurd.

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        Florida elects manatee claiming to be mermaid in AI generated ads.

        • Paper_Phrog@lemmy.world
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          Florida man shoots elected manatee claiming to be mermaid in AI generated ads.

    • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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      I’m upset that I cannot find that tweet about someone not wanting new, psychotic Joker, but rather old, campy Joker who runs for Mayor of Gotham just so he can pass stupid laws and make people follow them.

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      Why do you people keep calling him a businessman?

  • quick_snail@feddit.nl
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    Is he more educated and has better politics than his colleagues tho? That’s more important than age

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    I mean even at 16 he still looks like he has dwarfism. dude looks like he’s 5.

    • Fmstrat@lemmy.world
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      Looking at the ID, and from other discussions, the prevailing theory is that he does have dwarfism, but has lied about his age.

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    The alleged ID

    • arrow74@lemmy.zip
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      Okay so they actually do have dwarfism. That person is 16 years old and should be pretty close to their adult height.

      So they have dwarfism and are lying about their age

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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      Why isn’t there a year on any of those dates?

      • MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk
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        Date of birth: 27th of August 2010

        Date of issue: 16th of April 2024

        Date of expiry: 15th of April 2029

        • GamingChairModel@lemmy.world
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          Passports really should be using four digit years.

          • Lucius Finkter@piefed.social
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            Just in case there any kilogenerians?

            • emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              I mean if you’re only using 2 digits then 1926 is gonna read the same as 2026, and there’s lots of people over 100 years old…

              • Brem@lemmy.world
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                …not to mention how confusing this would be for Benjamin Button

            • Redjard@reddthat.com
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              Just in case anyone reading it might be unsure of the regional date format of …
              *checks passport*
              Nigeria.

              • smeg@feddit.uk
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                Isn’t that the standard date format of all passports?

                • Redjard@reddthat.com
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                  It would seem so, til.

                  There are numeric and alphabetic months, and 2 and 4 digit years, but seems to be dmy consistently.

                  So I suppose it’s only confusing to people who don’t know the secret rule of passports. Or if you have a 110 year old with dwarfism who looks 10.

        • 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.world
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          God that’s a confusing format, and I know both languages

          • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world
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            The point is to remove day/month ambiguity that would be present in numerals. Also, that French is always present, c’est toujours très important. The machine readable one is YYMMDD or YYYYMMDD

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      Is that worth the paper its printed on tho

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    Nigeria has a few popular actors who have dwarfism. Pawpaw being by far the most famous.

    Little guy was just trying to draft on Pawpaw - and the people loved it!

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    This might be the prince who’s been emailing me finally taking his power back. I’m certain the rewards are on their way.

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    Watchoo talkin’ bout?

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    i think that’s still short for a 16 year old

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    Watch out for Sardo Numspaa.

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      Brother Numsie!

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        Please…

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        I am a swine! I am a wretch! I don’t deserve to live like others!

        Happy someone else got the aging not so accurate reference :3 cheers

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    Is that the prince who promised me some money?

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