Pretend furries in fursuits? That’s the 2020’s version of blackface. Y’all are going to have a difficult time once the real furries get political representation
It was my best attempt at a joke saying that the beast is a real person that will be coming for all the furries. Really hard to craft while remaining funny and not antagonistic but probably failed.
Belle: “I really want to find a town with a decent library”
The Town: “This chick so crazy, she learned to read.”
Beast: “Behold my enormous library”
Belle: “I will fuck the fur off your foreskin if you let me live here.”
Gaston: “Books are scary, burn this place to the ground”
Twitter: “Belle is the bad guy”
Well, TBF she IS really into a furry - that makes all sorts of people a bit squeamish.
Skill issue
On the other hand, Belle is underaged, so those same people are now conflicted.
Is that canon? I don’t think the film mentions her age.
Are you just assuming that because she lives with family? You know that was the norm in the time period it’s set in, right?
She’s the youngest of a family of 12. She’s a maiden. It’s Disney
Youngest of 12 doesn’t mean she’s a child. That’s god awful logic.
And “maiden” back then basically meant “virgin”, which could be almost any unmarried adult woman. There’s no implication that she’s a child.
Mulan was Disney, do you want to try arguing that she was a child too? Even though she saw a matchmaker and joined the military?
Real furry, fine
Pretend furries in fursuits? That’s the 2020’s version of blackface. Y’all are going to have a difficult time once the real furries get political representation
LGBTQ+ are still having problems with that, so I wouldn’t hold my breath.
I think the furries have an illuminati like presence and power over the modern world.
They control all our computer networks, security, and technology.
Unfortunately, they don’t yet seem to understand that themselves - I so wish they’d band together to wield their collective power.
Given how expensive fur suits are, I feel like most of them are secretly tech oligarchs but we just don’t know it because we never see their faces…
Oh, they know, there just isn’t enough of them who want to do that… Yet
SiegedSec kind of did.
What do you mean by real furry?
Because as far as I know, every single furry is wearing a suit right now.
And the beast was literally a monster-fied human being.
It was my best attempt at a joke saying that the beast is a real person that will be coming for all the furries. Really hard to craft while remaining funny and not antagonistic but probably failed.
No, it landed. It just went over that user’s head…
He’s not a furry, he’s a monster, making Belle a monsterfucker.
Fifty years ago you could depict a romance without everyone assuming that they’re fucking.
Simpler times, it was…
Her boyfriend turned back into a human, though. Maybe we should all chip in and get her a Bad Dragon gift card?
Is she really into furries, or is she just into monsterphelia?
More like “monster-feel-ya,” amirite?
Ursorite!