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I’m pretty sure it was just a shop in Lancashire
Y’areet
Reet. Bit wam innit?
Aye too ot owdlad.
Still, rain tomorrer the sayin
Oh aye? Could do wi a bit o rain eh. Owt else, or e ga thebythin?
Yip b’reet. Oh ey up gis twenny benson lad an all. Ta.
Ta much, mind ow yer go now
Shit like this is why the English aren’t allowed to be in charge of their own language anymore.
American English usually pisses me off, especially when countries normalise American spellings or non-native speakers use American pronunciation, but I can’t deny that it usually makes more sense. English English does have unnecessary vowels slapped everywhere, and the northern territories are untameable
Who exactly do you think is in charge?
Gremlins.
damn I kinda want to hear that.
You can hear this: https://m.youtube.com/shorts/EKmQ3qc7NN4
👉😎👉 Zoop!
Mogus minted
Cashier was asking “you got everything?”, not “is that everything?”
I don’t know why but I haven’t laughed so hard since Brazil lost 7-1 with Germany.
It’s one thing to get a little tongue-tied. But if someone says “e ga thebythin” to me, I’m calling the authorities. All of them…
I told a customer I loved her when she left once. I will Never not think about that during every social interaction ever
Maybe it made her day and she thinks about it with a little laugh and a smile from now on. Love is in too short supply in this world. :p
I’m pretty sure she thinks I have a mental disorder… well the wrong one
I worked in retail in drug filled neighborhoods.
Customer: “e ga thebythin”
Me: “Haha you know it. Have a nice day.”
I once was buying an energy drink in the absurdly early morning on my way to work. In the pursuit of doing so, I stopped at a convenience store I had never visited before. I ended up the second customer in a line of two; the first was very visibly on … Something. Not in his right mind, is the point. He turned around and greeted me as the cashier scanned his items; I nodded and said hello, then made no effort to further the conversation.
After a surprisingly long pause during which I both suspected and hoped he had forgotten I was there, he refocused on me and said “HEY. Look at me when I’m talking to you.”
As I had done so, I was trying to figure out the least provocative way to respond. A moment later, the cashier said something - I don’t remember the exact words, but in essence it was a very calm “don’t bother customers in my store.” She didn’t yell or threaten, but the other customer immediately backed off. I was pretty impressed, to be honest.
Much as I was grateful for that cashier’s intervention, I never went back to that store.
An ambulance would probably help since it sounds like a stroke
Bogos binted?
ayy lmao
This sounds like the name of some obscure alternative medication to fix your knees
Just two victims of capitalism verbally flopping into each other like zombies, nothing to see here.
You too
