“Hey babe, I got ten inches in my pants…”
“Probably not the type that you’d like tho.”
Imagine shooting a load and it crawls back up your dick for some reason.
You saw this and decided to share it.
It would probably be as scary to be a girl having her first sex.
I recognise that name
No
:(
LMAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why not?
How does it crawl back after i swallow
It was still alive, and slithered and squirmed on the surgical table.
Great.
Google how do I delete someone else’s account
If it’s Instagram you can ask their AI to do it for you.
*how to delete my eyes
Use a better search like Bing or duckduckgo. googol sucks and was never any good.
This is the second worm found in this guy…
For unexplained reasons, the [first] worm was not identified, and he was not treated with anti-parasitic drugs after the discovery.
I’m trying to imagine pulling a parasite out of a guy and not even wondering what kind it is.
Who’s your worm guy?
I’m sure the worm was equally surprised to find the doctors
The man’s only recollection of a possible exposure was eating raw snake meat during military service 50 years prior.
Based
Hooray for hazing.
Oh, it’s just baby snakes
Humans aren’t a definitive host for the worms, and they become destined to aimlessly wander through our meat sacks.
What a way with words!
What are they surviving on? It ain’t like I got a pantry of snacks hidden in my groin.
tapeworms have no digestive system, so they absorb nutrients through thier integument, probably just living off of the body fluids. this is how intestinal tapeworms absorb food too.
Good point, I didn’t think about that. I get how they survive in the intestines but in the crotchal region what are they nibbling on?
tapeworms being parasitic have no digestive system, they absorb nutrients through thier cuticles.
In worm lore they’re piloting this dude like an eva and their bravest keep getting taken by malevolent gods
You must be watching the (very) wrong version of Ratatouille.
Fuck this so much
Lifespan was 20-30 years. Least it coukd have done was pick up a case of beer.
Well when I had elective surgery they found a live anaconda in my groin
….
I’ll show myself out…
Was it dead?
Rigor mortis, stiff as a board
Hard to tell.
I’ve got a bone to pick with that comment
Erection.
Sperm worm.
Quote: “Adding to the oddity, the man told the surgeons that this had actually happened to him before…”
Sounds like he drinks unboiled lake/river water. Gross.
Nope. Nope nope nope.
Good thing he got to worm his way out of this dilemma.
I can’t tell if I’m more upset by the article or the fact that I laughed at this
