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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Just don't give it to Mariah Carey for christmas

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Just don't give it to Mariah Carey for christmas

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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