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minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down6·2 years agoI still think It’s weird how christians worship a Jew.
minus-squaredb2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down1·2 years agoAnd an edible zombie one at that.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·2 years agoWho’s wasted 24/7.
minus-square𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 years agoLich. He meets the criteria way better.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 years agoI came here to say basically the same thing. Have people forgotten, that Jesus is considered the King of the Jews? 🤔
minus-squareDeceptichum@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·2 years agoA rando born in a barn and who was wanted dead by his people is the king of them? Says who.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-22 years agohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus,_King_of_the_Jews I’m not religious BTW.
minus-squareDeceptichum@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 years agoSo it’s by Christians, who the fuck are they to decide who someone else’s king is.
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·2 years agoMight want to look into how Christianity came to be. It wasn’t a separate religion early on
minus-squareRolando@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·2 years agoHe’s not. He’s a Roman, his father’s a centurion in the Jerusalem garrison, and his name is Naughtius Maximus.
minus-squaretoastboy79@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down4·2 years agoHe ain’t our king. Homeboy did not meet all of the criteria for him to be the Jewish Messiah, his followers conveniently ignored that.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus,_King_of_the_Jews Disclaimer: I am absolutely not any sort of religious expert.
minus-squaretoastboy79@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoSo that’s from the new testament which is all Christian stuff.
minus-squareuienia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoHe was not considered the king of Jews by the Jews though (except mockingly). I should think they would have a say in the matter.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoI dunno, I never met the fella 🤷♂️
minus-squareJesus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 years agoIt really just boils down to people arguing over which is better Judaism or Judaism Special Edition.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoI guess that’s straight from the priest’s dick.
minus-squareMightyCuriosity@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoHow can a person be a follower of himself?
minus-squarepsivchaz@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoA lot of people don’t follow their own advice or beliefs. It’d actually be super cool to find someone who does.
minus-squarePacattack57@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoReal Christians understand there is no 1 true religion. Jesus said follow him, not xyz church.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoWhat makes one a true christian?
minus-squarefunkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·2 years agoCharitable works, a life of pacifism, poverty and asceticism spent caring for the needy and an on going good-faith attempt to make good on mistakes that deviate from that.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoWhere does buying a second jet to ensure there’s no downtime in spreading the word of the lord fit into that list?
minus-squareuienia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoWell, according to the person you replied to Christians doesn’t exist, so it is a moot questions.
minus-squaredullbananas (Joseph Silva)@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years ago“I will build my church” - Jesus
I still think It’s weird how christians worship a Jew.
And an edible zombie one at that.
Who’s wasted 24/7.
Lich. He meets the criteria way better.
I came here to say basically the same thing.
Have people forgotten, that Jesus is considered the King of the Jews? 🤔
A rando born in a barn and who was wanted dead by his people is the king of them?
Says who.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus,_King_of_the_Jews
I’m not religious BTW.
So it’s by Christians, who the fuck are they to decide who someone else’s king is.
Might want to look into how Christianity came to be. It wasn’t a separate religion early on
He’s not. He’s a Roman, his father’s a centurion in the Jerusalem garrison, and his name is Naughtius Maximus.
He ain’t our king. Homeboy did not meet all of the criteria for him to be the Jewish Messiah, his followers conveniently ignored that.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus,_King_of_the_Jews
Disclaimer: I am absolutely not any sort of religious expert.
So that’s from the new testament which is all Christian stuff.
He was not considered the king of Jews by the Jews though (except mockingly). I should think they would have a say in the matter.
I dunno, I never met the fella 🤷♂️
It really just boils down to people arguing over which is better Judaism or Judaism Special Edition.
I guess that’s straight from the priest’s dick.
Nothing straight about this DLC
How can a person be a follower of himself?
A lot of people don’t follow their own advice or beliefs. It’d actually be super cool to find someone who does.
Me and Homer be like
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Real Christians understand there is no 1 true religion. Jesus said follow him, not xyz church.
What makes one a true christian?
Charitable works, a life of pacifism, poverty and asceticism spent caring for the needy and an on going good-faith attempt to make good on mistakes that deviate from that.
Where does buying a second jet to ensure there’s no downtime in spreading the word of the lord fit into that list?
It doesn’t.
Well, according to the person you replied to Christians doesn’t exist, so it is a moot questions.
“I will build my church” - Jesus