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Waffelson@lemmy.world to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 10 months ago

I like C programs for their speed

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I like C programs for their speed

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Waffelson@lemmy.world to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 10 months ago
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    Damn, that’s a fast ass-cheetah!

    What with passenger planes like the one depicted typically going 575-600 mph and the bar only 3 times as long, that dude is sprinting at upto 200mph!

    (Link is to classic xkcd comic, not furry porn)

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      Link is to classic xkcd comic, not furry porn

      Damn, you got my hopes up for a second there.

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      (Link is to classic xkcd comic, not furry porn)

      I am both disappointed and pleased.

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      Well if it’s linear the cheeta is going somewhere around 100 million miles per hour. Air resistance would quickly make it a no-ass cheeta.

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      Log scaling?

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        Probably, but it’s much more fun to imagine a cheetah hauling ass at the speed of a modern supercar 😂

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      Did you notice how it also mentions the speed of light?

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        The airplane is actually a spaceship that uses reaction mass to reach c/2.

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      That’s just the FreePascal Compiler

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