cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/5783888
yesterday I was wondering how 60 year old Deen Cane got a job with ICE.
Asked n answered.
It shouldn’t be that hard for them to find 10,000 jackasses.
cross-posted from: https://ibbit.at/post/21406
Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is apparently so desperate for staff that they are abolishing the agency’s age restrictions to allow any adult to apply to join the force.
On Wednesday, ICE announced that it would do away with its prior requirements that job applicants be at least 21 years old, no older than 37 to be considered for a criminal investigator role, and no older than 40 to be eligible to be a deportation officer, with few exceptions.
“In the wake of Biden’s open borders disaster, our country needs dedicated Americans to join ICE to remove the worst of the worst out of our country,” the agency’s announcement reads, under an Uncle Sam recruitment photo. In a social media post touting the change, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) wrote: “We’re taking father/son bonding to a whole new level,” alongside an illustration of both a younger and older man in camouflage tactical gear.
Recruits will still need to be at least 18 and go through medical and drug tests, and complete a physical fitness test. The Wednesday announcement also reiterated a slate of perks available to new ICE employees, including a signing bonus of up to $50,000, student loan repayment and forgiveness options, and “enhanced retirement benefits” after the passage of Trump’s so-called Big Beautiful Bill. The legislation allocated funding to hire 10,000 new ICE agents to join the 20,000 currently on staff to help meet the agency’s deportation goals.
The move to eliminate the age restriction comes as the Trump administration scrambles to fulfill his campaign promise to carry outmass deportations—specifically, a goal of one million deportations per year, according to an April report in the Washington Post. So far, the administration appears to have fallen far below that goal: Since February, the administration has deported an average of about 14,700 people per month, according to an NBC News report published last month. The administration’s efforts to bolster those numbers have included reviving old cases focused on immigrants who have since become citizens or died.
But reports suggest the sky-high deportation quota, coupled with the administration’s general inhumanity when it comes to the treatment of immigrants, has left morale within the agency plummeting. And while DHS Secretary Kristi Noem boasts about a recent surge in applications, related moves within ICE, including the agency reportedly forcibly poaching employees from across the federal government and other law enforcement agencies, appear to contradict those claims. The American Prospect reported on Wednesday, for example, that probationary Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) employees—those with under a year of service—were being reassigned to ICE or threatened with losing their jobs if they did not accept. A DHS spokesperson told the Prospect that the FEMA employees were being temporarily moved to work with ICE for 90 days, “to assist with hiring and vetting,” and claimed that the moves “will NOT disrupt FEMA’s critical operations.”
So will the elimination of the age limit make any difference? Time will tell, though Trump’s prior promises of a massive hiring spree for ICE and Border Patrol agents during his first term did not come to fruition. So far, though, the change has led to at least one newrecruit: 59-year-old former Superman actor Dean Cain.
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What is stopping someone from signing on, getting the bonus, and then just sitting on their ass?
Having to report that you work for ICE. 🤢
You just wear a mask and don’t tell anyone. It’s what all the rest are doing. If they’re desperate for employees it seems like a good opportunity for a bit of subversion.
proud boys and klansmen are already used to wearing masks.
I mean, if the intention is to get the money and run, you don’t really need to put it on your resume, right?
They All pile in the back of a rented truck. Next stop… Bfe? Death valley? Nearest lake? Take a cloverleaf ramp too fast and roll it?
I expect the signing bonus has a clawback or isn’t paid until some vesting period. I wonder how long you can sit on your ass at $10k/month before the government bureaucracy gets around to firing you.
With as bloated and chaotic as the administration is, I’m sure there are plenty of people already doing that. Take any of the doge chronies, I’m sure they are collecting a check and doing blow of hookers asses all day.
or at least until the next furlough.
Only paid to people who sign multiple year contracts and forfeited if employment ends early. It’s a scam.
So you sit on your ass till the contract is up. They won’t fire you, they need the number to look good and project power.
You’ll owe $50k to the world’s most powerful terrorist organization.
You do you, buddy lol.
When has Trump ever paid one of his employees?
You should do that. Who cares if you get fired. Waste their time.
Can we also file for unemployment if they fire us?
That’s probably why they have the quotas
Well I am waiting for someone here to apply and report back. Also you aren’t getting that bonus unless you met a threshold of kidnapping some many people. And I doubt any new hires will get to just sit on their ass without having you in the field stripping people or their rights. So someone go apply and report back on how this works. Shit load of article about this but no details on how y I you get the bonus or how any of this works.
Maybe the peer pressure from your co workers, who will give you a bad time for not being a team player?