cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/5783888

yesterday I was wondering how 60 year old Deen Cane got a job with ICE.

Asked n answered.

It shouldn’t be that hard for them to find 10,000 jackasses.

cross-posted from: https://ibbit.at/post/21406

Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is apparently so desperate for staff that they are abolishing the agency’s age restrictions to allow any adult to apply to join the force.

On Wednesday, ICE announced that it would do away with its prior requirements that job applicants be at least 21 years old, no older than 37 to be considered for a criminal investigator role, and no older than 40 to be eligible to be a deportation officer, with few exceptions.

“In the wake of Biden’s open borders disaster, our country needs dedicated Americans to join ICE to remove the worst of the worst out of our country,” the agency’s announcement reads, under an Uncle Sam recruitment photo. In a social media post touting the change, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) wrote: “We’re taking father/son bonding to a whole new level,” alongside an illustration of both a younger and older man in camouflage tactical gear.

Recruits will still need to be at least 18 and go through medical and drug tests, and complete a physical fitness test. The Wednesday announcement also reiterated a slate of perks available to new ICE employees, including a signing bonus of up to $50,000, student loan repayment and forgiveness options, and “enhanced retirement benefits” after the passage of Trump’s so-called Big Beautiful Bill. The legislation allocated funding to hire 10,000 new ICE agents to join the 20,000 currently on staff to help meet the agency’s deportation goals.

The move to eliminate the age restriction comes as the Trump administration scrambles to fulfill his campaign promise to carry outmass deportations—specifically, a goal of one million deportations per year, according to an April report in the Washington Post. So far, the administration appears to have fallen far below that goal: Since February, the administration has deported an average of about 14,700 people per month, according to an NBC News report published last month. The administration’s efforts to bolster those numbers have included reviving old cases focused on immigrants who have since become citizens or died.

But reports suggest the sky-high deportation quota, coupled with the administration’s general inhumanity when it comes to the treatment of immigrants, has left morale within the agency plummeting. And while DHS Secretary Kristi Noem boasts about a recent surge in applications, related moves within ICE, including the agency reportedly forcibly poaching employees from across the federal government and other law enforcement agencies, appear to contradict those claims. The American Prospect reported on Wednesday, for example, that probationary Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) employees—those with under a year of service—were being reassigned to ICE or threatened with losing their jobs if they did not accept. A DHS spokesperson told the Prospect that the FEMA employees were being temporarily moved to work with ICE for 90 days, “to assist with hiring and vetting,” and claimed that the moves “will NOT disrupt FEMA’s critical operations.”

So will the elimination of the age limit make any difference? Time will tell, though Trump’s prior promises of a massive hiring spree for ICE and Border Patrol agents during his first term did not come to fruition. So far, though, the change has led to at least one newrecruit: 59-year-old former Superman actor Dean Cain.


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      I think we actually need good people to join, and do literally everything they can to get in the way, slow down, and otherwise render the efforts completely worthless.

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    In a social media post touting the change, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) wrote: “We’re taking father/son bonding to a whole new level,” alongside an illustration of both a younger and older man in camouflage tactical gear.

    Pathetic.

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      Not just pathetic; it’s also incredibly bigoted. Advertise as family bonding a job that often – most of the time? – is about ripping families apart… jfc

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        For the white supremacists that will join up for this, it’s a perk. Hate breeds pretty damn true when you live, breathe, eat, and sleep it.

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      Americans love their camoflauge and tactical gear. Two entirely impractical things in 99% of situations, but deep down boys love to play dress-ups.

      The father/son thing makes it extra cute but there’s cooler things to bond over.

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        cooler things to bond over

        parents and children should practice woodworking by building a guillotine together! It’s a fun hobby project that builds practical skills and hell you might even toss in a history lesson or two!

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          …but also, teach them about The Committee of Public Safety and how liberation can become a reign of terror.

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        I went to a (rock) concert the other night and saw some cool parents bringing their adolescent kids. I thought that was pretty cool.

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    Join them and be the most incompetent person ever. Get paid and sabotage them. Its a win-win.

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        You just wear a mask and don’t tell anyone. It’s what all the rest are doing. If they’re desperate for employees it seems like a good opportunity for a bit of subversion.

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        I mean, if the intention is to get the money and run, you don’t really need to put it on your resume, right?

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          They All pile in the back of a rented truck. Next stop… Bfe? Death valley? Nearest lake? Take a cloverleaf ramp too fast and roll it?

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      I expect the signing bonus has a clawback or isn’t paid until some vesting period. I wonder how long you can sit on your ass at $10k/month before the government bureaucracy gets around to firing you.

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        With as bloated and chaotic as the administration is, I’m sure there are plenty of people already doing that. Take any of the doge chronies, I’m sure they are collecting a check and doing blow of hookers asses all day.

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      Only paid to people who sign multiple year contracts and forfeited if employment ends early. It’s a scam.

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        So you sit on your ass till the contract is up. They won’t fire you, they need the number to look good and project power.

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      Well I am waiting for someone here to apply and report back. Also you aren’t getting that bonus unless you met a threshold of kidnapping some many people. And I doubt any new hires will get to just sit on their ass without having you in the field stripping people or their rights. So someone go apply and report back on how this works. Shit load of article about this but no details on how y I you get the bonus or how any of this works.

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    Honestly, if you’re an American with no interest in a federal career, fuck it.

    Sign up and be dead weight. If you get sent to a camp do what you can to mitigate it.

    It’s either that or some evil asshole takes the money.

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    It should not be too hard to find qualified people in the long term. They’re desperate because they can’t find people fast enough. A few weeks ago ICE got a huge budget upgrade, this means the plan is to expand, fast. Read Project 2025, it’s all there.

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    I think everyone should start sending in resumes and just flood their system.

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    I said this on another post about this, but there are no age restrictions except to be over 18. Picture grandpa being trained next to someone just out of high school (if that is even required). Those trainers are going to be telling grandpa not to drool next to an 18 year old being told to do 100 push ups. Someone has to get video of the training portion.

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      I think you overestimate the quality of the training ICE agents will get. If gramps and his 19 yo grandson are in the same bootcamp, my guess is the only thing they’ll be taught is how to operate a gun, put handcuffs and follow orders.

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        The beach towns near me hire summer cops that have lesser training and gear. Some don’t have firearms. They’re widely considered to be the worst power trippers and all around dickheads. I remember a teenage girl getting tased by one for refusing to provide ID for having alcohol. The poor girl kept repeatedly saying it was her mom’s who was going to the bathroom.

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    Sounds like calling up a private military force.

    Kinda sad, really. Your whole job is tearing families apart and eventually dodging bullets from US citizens.