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Federal agents in DC assaulted with sandwich, freedom fighter escapes

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  • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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    what a hero

    handoff food delivery for those fine fucks, whoops folks, in the gestapo

  • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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    I could hear this in my head the entire time he ran

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqWRaAF6_WY

  • Rymrgand's Daughter @lemmy.world
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    Nah he was a hero delivering justice

  • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈@lemmy.world
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    Fucking fantastic!

  • Jumi@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    Did he get away?

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      it’s literally in the title. lol

  • Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip
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    The hero we need.

    • aegis_sum@lemmy.world
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      The gyro we need.

      • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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        A large sandwich\sub is literally known as a “hero” sandwich. Why would you try to take that perfection away to go for “gyro” , that is neither pronounced the same, or is a similar sandwich?

        • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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          book ‘im lou. one count of bein’ a bear, one count of bein’ accessory to bein’ a bear

        • FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world
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          You should know, Cole, that everyone loves a pedant.

          • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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            Plus gyro DOES rhyme with hero

            • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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              Gyro does, but gyro doesn’t.

            • foggy@lemmy.world
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              Pure poetry.

  • atzanteol@sh.itjust.works
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    “assault and resisting arrest”.

  • Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي)@piefed.mitch.science
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    Godspeed, you hero of gyros, you hoagie heroine, you rigoletto of Ruebens…

    • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world
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      Sammie Samaritan.

    • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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      A grinder goodie.

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        The Po’ Boy Protestor

        • j_roby@slrpnk.net
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          An American Gyro

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      My goodness, so poetic - I love it! And I fully agree with you.

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    Cops love sandwiches.

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    Here’s the director’s cut. :)

    https://old.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1mnvn87/full_video_of_dc_sub_guy/

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      The way they leapt at him the moment he threw it tells me that what he was saying and doing was actually getting to them.

      We need more of this.

      Also, I know I often laugh when I’m uncomfortable, so maybe that’s it, but the camera man is about to find out that maybe having the Gestapo take over your city isn’t actually funny.

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        The way they leapt at him the moment he threw it tells me that what he was saying and doing was actually getting to them.

        I mean, I highly doubt it. They were paying keen attention to the fellow screaming and yelling within a chucked sandwich distance, and he then threw a sandwich at them. They’d probably been considering what they could get him on (besides white or rye) for the entire time he was yelling at them because anyone close and loud is likely the biggest ‘threat’ much more so than any of them having a brain at the point of them going in with any seriousness after being ordered into a city with a lower per capita crime rate than the white house.

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      That sub belongs in a museum

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        Oh, Spez is working on it

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      Damn! He was close when he threw it. Solid work getting away.

    • VioletSoftness@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      this was beautiful thanks for sharing it

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    Are those the dangerous gangmembers Trump was talking about?

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      Don’t you know it’s worse than Baghdad!

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    a domestic terrorist using a sandwich of mass destruction. /s

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      The murder weapon was composed of ham and cheese

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      Sandwich of ass destruction.

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        Just like taco bell, you should probably get your colon’s health checked digitally if eating a random sandwich from a chain is giving you issues.

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    Not all heroes wear capes

    • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Some just have hero sandwiches?

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      But he does have a wrapsheet that’s a foot long.

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