Nuts
“Nut milk” remains the grossest phrase in the culinary lexicon
Is it worse than nut butter though?
Heckin meeeeeeee!
Hucows exist so I bet there would probably be a bunch of cow cows that were into it, too.
me, googling that word…
sighs
I guess i will be busy the next 20 minutes
Can you just tell me so I dont have that search linked to me? Feels like its gona be weird
Google it.
do it
Use Bing; better results.
…I’ve heard.
Human cows. Fetishising being milked and such.
Do you have to be a woman to sign up?
For future reference, look up public instances of searxng
Since they’re being compensated, ice cream there would almost be vegan…
I was going to say there’s a pretty big racism metaphor going on but I guess predators are rarely milked
Not for milk, anyway. 😏
Humans duh
me, googling that word…
sighs
I guess i will be busy the next 20 minutes
Edit: meant to reply that to another comment. this is funnier now
Your cover is blown, Junior Agent Xorblorg! Return to the mothership IMMEDIATELY or risk being permanently marooned in this Nyarlathotep-forsaken solar system!
not another Nyarlathotep-foreskin solar system!!
If Abraham had scored that for his collection world history might have been very different.
please tell me you have schizophrenia and have a collection of alternative history books you’ve written in a fugue state. because I want to read them
I have schizophrenia and have a collection of alternative history books I’ve written in a fugue state. But you can’t read them because they were in my socks when Jesus washed my feet and all the blue ink ran into the Danube. Though this did earlier inspire the Mongolian throat polka of the same name, so I’d call that a net positive for humanity.
Man how I wish this had been intentional, would’ve been a really funny bit
Rofl and I thought you were going to have this response to every comment in this thread.
The main big red one is clearly an ice block (aka popsicle, water ice).
There is an elephant scooping something creamy with their trunk, but there are dairy-free soft serves as well. They’re called sorbet, and can be made from flavouring water, or from fruit puree.
I mean… a job is a job.
A job where you are milked sounds draining
get out.
Disney has a certain history …
Maybe they have some dumb animals?
Like in Out Of Position book, hence this comment/part:“I don’t give a crap what you do when you’re not here.” Coach dives right in. “Ladies, guys, livestock, whatever. What I care about is when it becomes a distraction that makes my job harder. Are you trying to make my job harder?”
“No, sir.” I dismiss the image conjured up by him saying “livestock.” “My agent issued that statement without my authorization.”
And yeah, they also eat meat.
And paid for by implied government subsidies even
Probably humans but I don’t think Peta was involved in the production so maybe not
The humans, of course. They are non-sapient in this universe.
Oh gahd that would be so nice, just grazing and getting milked regularly… Ahh yeahhh the good life.
Humans?
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“We… We don’t talk about it.”
They only showed water ice. No ice cream. Which also exists in vegan form.
They do?
Do you have a screenshot?
Yeah you can go ahead and Google that ice cream parlor scene from zootopia to see all the very clearly not water based ice cream.
Looks 100% water-based to me. Fixed frozen in a Popsicle shape, nothing creamy about it.
So the large scoops of ice cream in the trunk of the elephant was a pop cicle? Fixed and solid when he plopped it down into a bowl?
Right, there was that too. Guess they have both kinds.
Vegan ice cream exists, unless you count coconuts as mammals (since they have hair and produce milk).
Behold, a mammal!
Coconuts produce water. Coconut milk is made by pureeing coconut meat and mixing it with cononut water.
Coconuts don’t produce anything “milky” on their own. Coconut watet is clear.
I mean… that’s kinda a sliding scale. You can get coconut milk by just squeezing it out of coconut flesh, I’ve seen it done before. Saying coconuts don’t produce milk is kinda like saying oranges don’t produce juice.
Now I’m thinking about what it would be like to puree beef with cow’s milk. I’m sure the steak shake already exists somewhere in the States.
You can just make sorbet from fruits without causing harm to innocent coconuts.
Yet again proof no one cares about us… This is why we created the gay agenda.
