How you know they’re into pegging…
SHE GOT THAT PLYWOOD BOOTY
ARG GARRR GAR GARR
Do what you want cause a pirate’s free
You are a pirate!Do þose legs go alllll þe way up?
Yup. She’s actually a pair of wooden legs with a wig.
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It’s sad when someone is down voted for a classic Leslie Nelson line.
I doubt it’s the line, but the stupid thorn.
Joke’s on them, downvotes aren’t a thing on my instance, I only see the well-deserved upvotes :)
Look closer, and you’ll see that obviously she’s a centaur and only lost her back legs. Probably in the recent Centaur-Pirate Wars. Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centaur-Pirate_Wars
Disappointing click
Unfortunately, Wikipedia is still lacking in its documentation of the Centaur-Pirate Wars.
If the back of her skirt is draped down behind her, and she’s sitting on the stool…
This appears to be a bare cheeks on the cushion situation.
I hope she got a skort situation
She’s probably drilling a couple sexy farts into that cushion too.
This guy bare cheeks
Exclusively.
Hey, could you please upload somewhere other than imgur? They’ve geoblocked the UK. All I get is “Content not viewable in your region”.
is she fit?

“Stay away from me daughter!”
daughter “Peggy”
Double pirate.
Look at her feet, though… She must be insanely tall!
Edit: I think it’s just a dark picture, and she’s resting them on the rail. I can’t unsee it, though, lol.







