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𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish ·
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Pirate at the bar

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Pirate at the bar

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𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish ·
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    7 小时前

    How you know they’re into pegging…

  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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    SHE GOT THAT PLYWOOD BOOTY

    ARG GARRR GAR GARR

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    Do what you want cause a pirate’s free
    You are a pirate!

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    Do þose legs go alllll þe way up?

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      Yup. She’s actually a pair of wooden legs with a wig.

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        deleted by creator

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      It’s sad when someone is down voted for a classic Leslie Nelson line.

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        I doubt it’s the line, but the stupid thorn.

      • Cevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Joke’s on them, downvotes aren’t a thing on my instance, I only see the well-deserved upvotes :)

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    Look closer, and you’ll see that obviously she’s a centaur and only lost her back legs. Probably in the recent Centaur-Pirate Wars. Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centaur-Pirate_Wars

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      Disappointing click

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      Unfortunately, Wikipedia is still lacking in its documentation of the Centaur-Pirate Wars.

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    If the back of her skirt is draped down behind her, and she’s sitting on the stool…

    This appears to be a bare cheeks on the cushion situation.

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      I hope she got a skort situation

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      She’s probably drilling a couple sexy farts into that cushion too.

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        one word too many, imo

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          I agree, the ‘too’ is unnecessary for the information to be conveyed.

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      This guy bare cheeks

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        Exclusively.

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    Hey, could you please upload somewhere other than imgur? They’ve geoblocked the UK. All I get is “Content not viewable in your region”.

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    is she fit?

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    “Stay away from me daughter!”

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      daughter “Peggy”

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    Double pirate.

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    Look at her feet, though… She must be insanely tall!

    Edit: I think it’s just a dark picture, and she’s resting them on the rail. I can’t unsee it, though, lol.

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