I, for one, appreciate people nerding out
I went to a tech event recently and got to chat with other other tech people, and it’s been awhile since I’ve been able to do that. We nerded out talking about caching. It was great.
What’s your monitor aspect ratio?
This would have worked for me! I say give it a go, you never know. Tech was going on about the bios of my little work Lenovo that got chucked like a beyblade to me the other day, and it was pretty adorable. I guess when people are nerding out on the things they enjoy that’s pretty attractive.
Could you share your Emacs config?
*Girl-chan blushes*
"I didn’t know you were an FSF purist, Boy-san. Show me the config you have so painstakingly put together… "
*Boy-san smiles warmly. This is it, this is true love.*
“Oh spacemacs. Oh okay. Actually I think I have a headache, and need to leave. Don’t call me.”
The Japanese honorifics are what truly elevate this to abhorrence.
Emacs? I don’t think this is going to work out…
Oh yeah, it’s right up my ass I MEAN APPARTMENT!!!

Those public bidets are absolutely fantastic.
Absolutely breathtaking*
Careful with them hottub jets, all I’m sayin
It’s nice of cities to put them in every park
Apparently you can only use them once though
if a woman used this line on my my response would be “wait here a few minutes i need to pop into the nearest jewelry store”
*puts on ski mask*
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR THIS IS A ROBBERYANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE I’M GONNA EXECUTE EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU!
*pumpiserlou starts playing*
milkshakes are like 10$'s now
i met a dog last week that showed me how to die
*comes back to woman with the French crown jewels, a milkshake, and a suspiciously living dog*
Leading with what you are into seems like a solid way to find a good.match.
And she seems into it.
I did the same today on bus 🙃
She looks fuckin into it tbf
Shes laughing, let’s goooo
I mean, the One will certainly engage with that.
Crazy entertaining actually













