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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Facepalm@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours ago

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Facepalm@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours ago
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  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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    It’s okay because the corresponding part of the door frame is bigger 👍

  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Show them this. They’ll be so confused they forget to eat and starve. Together, we’ll have made the world a better place.

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  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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    These are the same ppl I drive down the highway with

    PSA: it’s now practically Winter here in the northern hemisphere. Be aware that everyone you see driving with their front, side, and/or rear windows covered in ice, is someone that thinks that full visibility in those directions is optional. If you’ve ever wondered why it seems like you’re sharing the road with crazy people, take a moment to observe the portion of the population telling on themselves. Stay safe out there.

  • thatradomguy@lemmy.world
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    The application text is in spanish but the comment is in english. 🧐

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      mira el culero que habla solamente un idioma

  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    This is too unbelievable to accept that it isn’t pathological.

  • bonenode@piefed.social
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    • flandish@lemmy.world
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      this wins.

      • the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world
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        I don’t get it

  • DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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    These people vote too

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    Someone once told me their friend smoked weed and they were walking down a hallway when the friend suddenly stopped, looked down the hallway, and said “no no, I can’t fit, look how small it is, I can’t fit”. They had to persuade him he’d fit down the hallway when they kept walking.

    • cheers_queers@lemmy.zip
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      i miss not having a tolerance lol

    • four@lemmy.zip
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      I hope they didn’t tell him “don’t worry, you’ll get smaller too”. Or maybe I hope they did lol

  • Cyrus Draegur@lemmy.zip
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    I know this may come as a shock to some people
    (…unfortunately)
    but things look smaller when they are further away.

    https://youtu.be/MMiKyfd6hA0

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      Holy shit

      Can you explain why when I look away and then back the objects reappear? I try not to look away from things I care about in case they don’t come back.

      I just don’t know how to know when things will reappear when I look again or not.

      • dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Yeah it’s just our simulation using foveated rendering

      • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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        Oh, that, yeah that’s just lazy writing.

      • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
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        Google occlusion culling

    • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Knew it would be Father Ted without clicking

    • ReiRose@lemmy.world
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      Thank you, this sent me down a very enjoyable father Ted Rabbit hole. I haven’t watched in years

    • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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      That’s what i keep telling my gf

      • Today@lemmy.world
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        My husband has some dumb saying - objects behind you may feel larger than they actually are- something like that.

        • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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          Aw yeah giggity

    • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9IuXEwpU7U

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    Perspective you say?

    (Can’t beat Leela though)

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    This guy has some real perspective on the matter.

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    What a dumbass. It’s probably just a visual artifact brought on by the cold ravioli.

  • PixelPilgrim@lemmings.world
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    calm down there, people get intrigued by simple things all the time

  • snowsuit2654@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Eating cold ravioli?? In bed???

    • moody@lemmings.world
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      As one does

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    These same people you drive down the highway with also believe that a magical being sitting in a cloud overhead will save them … and only them … when they decide to jump three lanes at the last minute to make it to the off ramp they forgot to take.

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      A bad driver never misses an exit.

      • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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        They usually only ever miss once

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