• explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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    13 hours ago

    Didn’t he know all the information on the internet? Times have changed.

    Freakazoid knows everyone’s kinks.

    He has the unredacted Epstein files.

    He has access to everything in secure military subnets, including authentication as every general and admiral.

    He knows zero-day exploits for power grids, satellites, financial systems, and air traffic control.

    Freakazoid can blow up your pager.

    He can spend any bitcoin on a whim.

    He knows the real name and location of every spy.

    He knows the psychological profile of everyone who did online therapy.

    He knows what you did last summer.

    Freakazoid is why Adama said “no networks”.

    I’d say God help us all… but there’s a new god in town and his name is Freakazoid. He can hear us through the phone in your pocket.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    19 hours ago

    He’d be evil if he got his powers from 2025 internet.

    Also: Would the way he get them be the same? With his cat just randomly entering in the cheat code and him trying to delete it? Or would it be after an accident involving nuclear waste while being chased by ICE because he Tweeted something negative about Trump?

    • Barbecue Cowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      He’d buy one of those obviously bogus AI items off Tiktok and would end up with a superhero serum instead. Or, maybe he’d get in to crypto.

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    18 hours ago

    Huh. I remember the name but don’t think I ever saw it. Interesting idea though.

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      I saw it when it first aired. Like Spielberg’s other cartoons a lot of the humor went over my head as a kid and isn’t quite my preferred style of humor as an adult, but I nevertheless remember it fondly simply for the childhood nostalgia.