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If that was Poland it would be pretty understandable since nearly every bee is female* while “ptak” (bird) is widely used synonym for penis.
*i never met anyone who wouldn’t know this, also even the word “pszczoła” (bee) is always feminine in language
Bees pollinate (boys), birds lay eggs (girls).
Birds big (boys), bees small (girls)
Aliens from outer space that resemble birds and bees have recently infiltrated earth and are slowly but surely taking over earth’s restrooms.
You are neither their species, so it’s best to turn around and go home.Plot twist: It’s a trick, both rooms are full of wasps!
Just pick a random one. They are nonbinary as far as I am concerned.
Bird is slang for girl, Bee = B for Boy
In greek, bird is slang for penis(πουλί).
Bees will stick it in ya
Wew birds is wimmin, guv’nor
This post made me realize, I’ve only ever heard “the birds and the bees” referenced, but never actually how it’s applied during sex ed.
But uh, turns out this does not make any sense in that context either. It’s just two separate examples to explain sexuality, so bees pollinating flowers and birds laying eggs. They’re just used as examples, because they’re visible in nature and somewhat resemble the mechanics of sex.
They should have used the eggplants and the peaches. Before cell phone emojis that would have made things even more confusing. Then Piper Perry could do the putting the condom on the eggplant demonstration, and every boy could feel inadequate for the next several decades.
I always thought the bird part was related to plant reproduction, too. Like how birds eat fruit and shit the seeds out lol
But in those examples, the bee is pollinating and the bird is conceiving, so it would make sense.
Ah, I thought there would be a male bird involved still, but I guess that example just explains ovulation. Still quite optimistic that everyone shares the same understanding here, though…
It’s not gendered, it’s birds for turds and bees for pees.
It’s actually quite refreshing to have some female company at the next urinal along.
i like this one, very inclusive
#everybodypoops
#nobodypoopsbutyou
Not bees, they pees
Kim doesn’t poop
He does, it’s just pure gold and orchids.
What if I need to throw up?
Edit: wait. Obviously. Go into the brirds room and just grab somebody’s face. 50/50 its what they’re there for, right?
Kinda nice but I would have never guessed
It doesn’t really matter, it’s all just sinks inside each one anyway.
The sign in the right says “bees”, but the picture shows a creature with eight legs, two body segments, and no wings. That’s no bee, that’s a spider!
First set is arena, third is the wings, the come out straight with no detents like the other 6 legs.
Oh shit you’re right!
There’s my answer then! Thank you!
The gendered single person bathroom. I never understood those.
I’ve heard reasons for it like "women’s bathroom needs places to dispose of pads/tampons but, like, it’s a box on the wall. Put one in both.
Also heard reasons along the lines of “men are faster at using the bathroom so why should we need to share with women” (even though with single bathrooms the washing your hands part is the time bottleneck, not the peeing part) or just general disgust at the idea of sharing a bathroom with the other gender (have heard it from both genders).
Yeah duuuuh. Women leave their claw marks everywhere, blood splatter, and oh my god throw that tampon to the trashcan it’s literally there for that reason!
But also yeah duuuh, men take personal offence at the idea of not pissing all around the stall, and washing hands has to include splattering water, somehow, behind the stall. Also never manages to drop the paper towel to bin.
We are all terrible lil shits <3
women’s bathroom needs places to dispose of pads/tampons but, like, it’s a box on the wall
Isn’t it just a trash can? Why does it need to be on the wall?
It doesn’t really matter ultimately, but it takes me like 10 seconds to wash my hands. Peeing almost always takes longer.
No most men I know don’t wash their hands or if they do they just hold it under the tap for 2 seconds without any soap or anything
I always thought it meant ‘use the one that’s open’
I’ve been stuck in this exact situation at a local pub. It’s even worse when you’ve downed 3 pints so you’re simultaneously drunk and been holding it for way too long cause you had to finish explaining a friend why Marx was right.
So fucking real
Drinking gives me the superpower of peeing anywhere with no shame.
Pissed in my first bush last summer because I was stupidly drunk . Then behind a dumpster and then in another bush. Diuretics mixed with alcohol are a removed.
Birds have a pecker!
Now try remembering that as a non-native speaker while about to shit in your pants lmao
Although I do suspect these are just gender neutral one-person bathrooms
Most bees are female so I guess women go in the bees stall
OP pic only makes sense when I think British slang for girl is bird.
But then what is a bee?
B is for boy
As in Birds?
My thinking was that bees are the ones that pollinate, so male.
But they certainly don’t pollinate birds, so I don’t know where that was going either. 🫠
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