ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 15 hours agoWhat is Superman "Kryptonite"?i.redd.itimagemessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1498arrow-down13
arrow-up1495arrow-down1imageWhat is Superman "Kryptonite"?i.redd.itooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 15 hours agomessage-square47fedilink
minus-squareOkokimup@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up106·14 hours agoI told a coworker once that m&ms were my kryptonite and she went and gave me a huge bag of them. I don’t think the average person understands what kryptonite is.
minus-squareGaMEChld@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 hour agoMaybe they did understand and just wanted you to die.
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up50·10 hours agoSaying something is your weakness is common to say it’s something you enjoy so much you can’t help yourself.
minus-squareJusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up73·14 hours agoMissed opportunity by not dropping dead at the sight of them
minus-squareFiskFisk33@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up34·13 hours ago“Oh no, aaagh, now I’m vulnerable to small arms fire!”
minus-squarepanda_abyss@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up8·13 hours agoIn hindsight it’s good superman never needed surgery as a kid.
minus-squareDroechai@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·13 hours agoWhen he did need a fake tooth extraction he used his heat vision to puncture the sedation gas tube to drug the dentist
minus-squarenomy@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 hours agoThat seems incredibly unsafe, is Supes qualified to administer the gas?
minus-squaretoynbee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 hours agoClearly written by someone who never read the Evil Overlord List.
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·edit-213 hours agoWouldn’t it be you who’s using the word wrong? Or do M&Ms literally make you weak/kill you?
minus-squareOkokimup@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 hours agoThey’re not good for you, and I can eat a family size bag without stopping. So yeah, they make my resolve weak and lead to premature death.
minus-square4am@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up8·11 hours agoI mean, they do. They’re not exactly there for the nutrition.
minus-squarelath@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·14 hours agoForbidden pleasure that you’re too weak to hold back from.
minus-squarethermal_shock@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·edit-211 hours agoShe was hitting on you, kryptonite makes you weak in the knees and vulnerable for her to attack.
minus-squarethermal_shock@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 hours agoNah, getting him weak to make her move
minus-squareBjörn@swg-empire.delinkfedilinkarrow-up9·14 hours agoYou now are locked in a wicked battle of the wits with your own personal nemesis.
minus-squaresbv@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·13 hours agoDamnit. I always wanted a nemesis and this Lemmite just casually picks one up with a throwaway comment.
minus-squareFluorineBalloon@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 hours agoThat… That sounds exactly like something my arch nemesis would say! Someday you shall face the wrath of… The Procrastinator!! Mwoooohahahaha!
minus-squaregustofwind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·14 hours agoThe average person is actually illiterate like in a legitimately does not understand language beyond a 5th grade level kinda way
I told a coworker once that m&ms were my kryptonite and she went and gave me a huge bag of them. I don’t think the average person understands what kryptonite is.
Maybe they did understand and just wanted you to die.
Saying something is your weakness is common to say it’s something you enjoy so much you can’t help yourself.
Missed opportunity by not dropping dead at the sight of them
“Oh no, aaagh, now I’m vulnerable to small arms fire!”
In hindsight it’s good superman never needed surgery as a kid.
When he did need a fake tooth extraction he used his heat vision to puncture the sedation gas tube to drug the dentist
That seems incredibly unsafe, is Supes qualified to administer the gas?
Clearly written by someone who never read the Evil Overlord List.
Wouldn’t it be you who’s using the word wrong? Or do M&Ms literally make you weak/kill you?
They’re not good for you, and I can eat a family size bag without stopping. So yeah, they make my resolve weak and lead to premature death.
I mean, they do. They’re not exactly there for the nutrition.
Forbidden pleasure that you’re too weak to hold back from.
She was hitting on you, kryptonite makes you weak in the knees and vulnerable for her to attack.
oh like, literally hitting?
Nah, getting him weak to make her move
You now are locked in a wicked battle of the wits with your own personal nemesis.
Damnit. I always wanted a nemesis and this Lemmite just casually picks one up with a throwaway comment.
That… That sounds exactly like something my arch nemesis would say! Someday you shall face the wrath of… The Procrastinator!! Mwoooohahahaha!
The average person is actually illiterate like in a legitimately does not understand language beyond a 5th grade level kinda way