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ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 15 hours ago

What is Superman "Kryptonite"?

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What is Superman "Kryptonite"?

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ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 15 hours ago
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    I told a coworker once that m&ms were my kryptonite and she went and gave me a huge bag of them. I don’t think the average person understands what kryptonite is.

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      Maybe they did understand and just wanted you to die.

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      Saying something is your weakness is common to say it’s something you enjoy so much you can’t help yourself.

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      Missed opportunity by not dropping dead at the sight of them

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        “Oh no, aaagh, now I’m vulnerable to small arms fire!”

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          In hindsight it’s good superman never needed surgery as a kid.

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            When he did need a fake tooth extraction he used his heat vision to puncture the sedation gas tube to drug the dentist

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              That seems incredibly unsafe, is Supes qualified to administer the gas?

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        11 hours ago

        Clearly written by someone who never read the Evil Overlord List.

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      Wouldn’t it be you who’s using the word wrong? Or do M&Ms literally make you weak/kill you?

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        They’re not good for you, and I can eat a family size bag without stopping. So yeah, they make my resolve weak and lead to premature death.

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        I mean, they do. They’re not exactly there for the nutrition.

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      Forbidden pleasure that you’re too weak to hold back from.

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      She was hitting on you, kryptonite makes you weak in the knees and vulnerable for her to attack.

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        oh like, literally hitting?

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          Nah, getting him weak to make her move

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      You now are locked in a wicked battle of the wits with your own personal nemesis.

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        Damnit. I always wanted a nemesis and this Lemmite just casually picks one up with a throwaway comment.

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          That… That sounds exactly like something my arch nemesis would say! Someday you shall face the wrath of… The Procrastinator!! Mwoooohahahaha!

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      The average person is actually illiterate like in a legitimately does not understand language beyond a 5th grade level kinda way

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