I had a thought that he should drop the “Kid” from his name then I realised he probably calls his dick “Rock”…
They both don’t look natural.
This is not a fair comparison. This is like saying “my ten day old dogshit sandwich tastes worse than my ten day old cake”
Another fun fact: We know Ricky Martin can count to at least 3, this has yet to be confirmed for Kid Rock, but signs point to no.
I am a hetero male. No homo. But I have a thing for Ricky Martin. Again, no homo.
Why do you feel the need to say “no homo”? What’s wrong with having a thing for another man no matter what secual orientation?

Jesus… I feel like I just witnessed physical violence.
Mikah bell
Kid’s performance of dancing pathetically on that stage all alone looked like a reject at his own party he paid a total of 75$ to throw.
When Ricky came on, the wind began to blow.
Can Kid Rock summon the wind? That shitbag is lucky to summon a fart.
The only kid rock can summon is a shart
And watch out it might fly out those jorts
Kid rock looks like the brother of the my pillow freak.
Kid rock is 9 years younger but looks at least 9 years older. And my pillow guy was addicted to crack.
He will no longer be known as kid rock, he will known now as man gravel.
I call him Kid-ney Stone
Excuse me but what?
I thought staying skinny while on meth was part of the deal.
mostly alcohol, it pretty much ages you, and kid rock is a known alcoholic.
That’s Ricky Martin? LOL I had no clue.
I don’t remember why but I tagged you at some point as “brilliant mf”. I hope you are having an excellent day.
We sure it’s the same guy?

Don’t do kids, drugs!
Do some of the drugs kids. Just not the ones kid rock does.
Don’t do rock, kid.
MAGA is bad for your health.






