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WanderWisley@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago

Ricky Martin is aging like wine, Kid Rock is aging like milk left out in the sun in Arizona.

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Ricky Martin is aging like wine, Kid Rock is aging like milk left out in the sun in Arizona.

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WanderWisley@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago
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  • TrooBloo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Kid Rock looks like he’s waiting under a bridge to ask you his questions three.

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    Kid Rock looks like Dr. (Mr?) Phil in a greasy wig with somehow worse facial hair.

    Fuck 'em both.

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    I had a thought that he should drop the “Kid” from his name then I realised he probably calls his dick “Rock”…

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    This is not a fair comparison. This is like saying “my ten day old dogshit sandwich tastes worse than my ten day old cake”

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      Jesus… I feel like I just witnessed physical violence.

  • Thorry@feddit.org
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    Another fun fact: We know Ricky Martin can count to at least 3, this has yet to be confirmed for Kid Rock, but signs point to no.

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    Mikah bell

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    I am a hetero male. No homo. But I have a thing for Ricky Martin. Again, no homo.

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      Why do you feel the need to say “no homo”? What’s wrong with having a thing for another man no matter what secual orientation?

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    Kid’s performance of dancing pathetically on that stage all alone looked like a reject at his own party he paid a total of 75$ to throw.

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    When Ricky came on, the wind began to blow.

    Can Kid Rock summon the wind? That shitbag is lucky to summon a fart.

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      The only kid rock can summon is a shart

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        And watch out it might fly out those jorts

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    They both don’t look natural.

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    Kid rock looks like the brother of the my pillow freak.

    • WanderWisley@lemmy.worldOP
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      He will no longer be known as kid rock, he will known now as man gravel.

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        I call him Kid-ney Stone

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      Kid rock is 9 years younger but looks at least 9 years older. And my pillow guy was addicted to crack.

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      Excuse me but what?

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    That’s Ricky Martin? LOL I had no clue.

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      I don’t remember why but I tagged you at some point as “brilliant mf”. I hope you are having an excellent day.

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    I thought staying skinny while on meth was part of the deal.

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      mostly alcohol, it pretty much ages you, and kid rock is a known alcoholic.

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    Don’t do kids, drugs!

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      Do some of the drugs kids. Just not the ones kid rock does.

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        Don’t do rock, kid.

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