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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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Trump receives trophy as he’s named ‘Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal’

www.independent.co.uk

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Trump receives trophy as he’s named ‘Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal’

www.independent.co.uk

AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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“Clean Beautiful coal. We love Clean Beautiful coal, don't we?” the president said, kicking off the event at the White House Wednesday
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    Watched Inglorious Basterds for the first time the other night

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      I’m just here so I don’t get fired energy

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    The gas lobbyist will turn it up a notch to destroy their energy competitor, coal. Did Krasnov do anything for the black lung victims? I thought not.

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    Donald “Mercury Poisoning” Trump.

    Most the mercury in fish comes from fossil fuel burning and mining. Coal is both.

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    Fascism is a parody of itself.

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    When is he starting to wear those nice, shiny medals like the North Korean generals are wearing?

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      …and the Goose Step to march like the f’n Russians and Nazis.

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      Nobody managed to fill up both pants legs? Pathetic!

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        6 of those are for basket weaving

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          The pants ones are probably from DLC, that’s why most don’t have them.

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            Can’t wait for the Food That Is Not Rice update

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        Oh he’s going to manage to fill up both pant legs…

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    Clean coal makes as much sense as healthy disease

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    Meanwhile China is positioning itself as a leader in the energy sectors of the future.

    It’s depressing to watch these displays, but even more depressing in the knowledge that our nation’s power is (as usual) being squandered to make a demented old man feel like a big boy and for keeping a handful of billionaires marginally richer with money they’ll never actually live to spend anyway.

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      Unfortunately one of the advantages of dictatures is that it move fast in one direction. The main problem being if the leader is intelligent enough to chose the right direction, which they rarely do.

      On the other hand, democracies moves slowly, but the damages done by bad leaders are often counterbalanced by the good made by better leaders.

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    This is like giving him a participation medal, which is something he and his moronic followers are vehemently against.

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    Next week, the Tampax® Prize For Bigly Human Rights.

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    This reminds me of how I just flew through India, saw pro-coal ads crediting Modi in the airport, and then walked out into all-winter smog that smells like burning hydrocarbons.

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    He can put it on the mantle next to Melania’s FIFA Oscar for Best performance by a whore in a documentary.

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