“The beatings will continue until morale improves”
Celebrate your increased workloads peasants.
Many employees at Meta have been working from “hot desks,” a controversial scheme involving multiple workers sharing the same desks.
They were doing this as far back as 2020, as I recall. It was my least favorite part of going into the office because you had to reserve a desk, and you were never guaranteed the same desk on any given day.
THE FUN MAY NOW RESUME
By this point in time, after Alderaan and a couple more planets have been blown up, you should probably have figured out that being an Engineer for the Empire’s Death Star makes you one of the baddies even if you’re not the one pressing the red button.
I’m just here because I needed a job.
- The guy who cleans the lenses of the planet killing beam on the Death Star.
Gotta make a livong somehow. Where else can I get a job with a PhD in Weapons of Mass Destruction Engineering?
“You better have fun and love your work so much that you do unpaid overtime, or else!”
No better fun than fascist mandated fun!
Now, fun faster pleebs!
Two minute hate would be pretty fun and relaxing group excercise!
“The floggings will continue until morale improves.”
“ARE WE HAVING FUN YET? ARE WE?”
"Yessir, so much fun [whimpers].
Completely nickelbacked
Someone is playing with the Facelift setting at character select.
They should offer them a Music Dance Experience with Defiant Jazz.
great reference
It’s time for the 5 minute musical dance experience. Call in the marching band!
the onion timeline
RIP Andre
I’ve just started rewatching Brooklyn 99 and this is how I find out he died :(
Dude, yeah, he was so good in that role!! Loved that whole show
