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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 hours ago

Personally Accurate

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 hours ago
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    Who else goes through spoons quicker than any other utensils? In my household

      1. Big spoons
      1. Little spoons
      1. Chop sticks
      1. Knives
      1. Forks
      1. Butter knives
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      I have a lot of condiments to scoop

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      Long spoon. I love long spoon.

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          That spoon in too big.

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          I can hear this image

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        Found the backpacker.

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      Little spoons go first for me,. But yes, spoons are the ultimate utensil

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        Spork enters the chat.

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          Get outta here Popeyes. Your tines are too short to grab the meat, and your ends are too pointy to gather the last 5%. I’d end up full of styrofoam, pawing at a bone like a kitten if I used you. My fingers and teeth work 100x better than you.

          Even if I’m backpacking and I need to save weight, I’d rather have a cat-dog version of spoon and fork.

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      i use what’s most convenient to grab… for instance i use a spoon, or even a fork, for making a pb&j far more often than a knife. there’s a better chance of those being out on the drying rack than a knife. if that means i’m eating ice cream with a fork, i’m eating ice cream with a fork - as long as it’s frozen enough.

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      Whatever falls into the sarlacc pit that is my garbage disposal goes first

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      Depends on what I made that week. If it’s a soup or stew, spoons are the first to go.

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