assault
I guess you could call it a booby trap.

the lighting on the paper is weird
I’ve read the comments. Y’all are missing out.
Dude stealing the breast milk knew it was breast milk the whole time. Let’s not kid ourselves.
Thought it was a tattoo at first. That would make one hell of a tat that goes hard but seems like it would get limited use outside of the practical joke or diabolical revenge genre of social interactions.
so drinking breast milk from your own “species” is considered weird when drinking breast milk from other animals is just fine? smh
I’ve been saying that for years.
We humans eat a lot of shit. Much more than ground-raised goats, for example. They are extremely picky.
All they eat are cans, clothing and grass if I’m not mistaken.
Raw milk in general is sus, especially when the cow could be on all kinds of drugs, you don’t know.
I prefer regulated Nut milk (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Do you have to call it “nut milk”?
yea… it’s supposed to be “nut juice”
Nut extract
Nut sweat
Nut butter and jelly
Nut compote
This gives me Christmas dinner flashbacks. Sorry again, grandma. Almond milk. It was almond milk. Sorry.
At least I know my hu-cows are consenting.
Not if you’re stealing it. I almost went down a whole rabbit hole allegory, but I actually think that’s pretty clear. They didn’t consent to giving milk to you, just like the cow does want to give milk (at least at first), just not to the farmer.
Oh, my sweet summer child…
Spoiler
They’re talking about fetish play between adult humans. No real cows need be involved.
Oh, I’m into hucows, lol. I’m just also autistic
“Ah, fancy milk from the human cow”
- peep show
I think that quote is right.
I don’t want stranger juices of any kind in my coffee
I dislike Kinder Surprise for this exact same reason
As expected, countless Homelander images.

Starr really nailed that psycho “the eyes aren’t smiling” expression.

Homelander chill out

Sweeet like ice cream
If they’ve been drinking it all week they obviously enjoy it















