“You could make a religion outta this”
“No, please don’t.”
🎵The Mayans have figured out the STAAAAARS🎵
"It’s time to conquer all of India…
… just most of India"
No one conquers the Tamil kings
Who are the Tamil kings?
Merchants probably!
And they got spices
Who would like to buy the spices?
ME, said the arabs
figured out*
It’s a bird! It’s a plane!
It’s the Seljuk Turks
aah!
China’s whooole again
Then it broooke again
Mahapajit?
Mapajahit?
Majahapit?
Ma-Ja-pa-hit? ding
You know you’ve watched a video an unhealthy number of times when you read out of context quotes, and your brain just auto fills the context and voice. My brain will always know the voice for “THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER”
Not anymore, there’s a blanket
Ripped pepe ?
“Hi! You’re on a rock floating in space.”
🎵 How did this happen? 🎶
I’ve only watched the first minute of the video because repeating the same joke over and over for 12 minutes is hacky.
How would you know about the contents of the following 11 minutes unless you watched them?
Apart from “you could make a religion out of this” there was no repeated joke as far as I remember. I’ve watched the video probably 30+ times and every time I find something new that I hadn’t noticed or absorbed before. Maybe give it a try after all. There is also a kind of turning point (for me) when humans/civilization arrives. Before that it is focused on the creation of earth/nature, afterwards on history/anthropology. Maybe you would like the second part more.
