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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago
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    Even though I’ve worked in childcare almost all my life, I never really understood how having a child of my own would seriously increase my upper body strength. It looks like I lift weights all day cause I basically do.

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      This is where dad strength comes from.

      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        Can confirm, am parent.

    • Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world
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      I have a thing for moms since my wife had a couple kids and has developed those strong arms/shoulders and definition.

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    The trick is the smile, showing he’s happy with what he has and who he is compared to the sad fit man.

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    Who needs a six-pack when you can have a mini-keg.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    If that’s what girls like, why do I get more dick than pussy? 🤔

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      Doesn’t matter; had sex

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      Because furries are overwhelmingly dudes.

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    “harass”?

  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    So, all I need is a stroller and I’ll get babes?

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      And a smile. You gotta smile

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