Not any kind of war I’d want to be a part of, anyway.
I’m joking, of course. War is stupid.
If this is the intro to a porn video imma be so mad and kindly ask for the link.
lmao forgot all about these. the marine corps is truly the gayest-coded branch. not the most gays by a long shot, but we all did the gayest stuff constantly
I once had a post-service friend challenge me to gay chicken thinking he was some hot shit. He learned there was a civilian league and a pro league that day.
How far did you take it, you two married yet?
We annulled when he tapped out at consummation time.
Fucking weakling
The booty shorts for running are the best
I think you mean Ranger panties
YES, ranger panties, I got the wrong branch of service
Hmmm 😏 care to expand on that?
My experience would disagree about the USMC having the least. 😏
Don’t ask, don’t tell…
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Half of the things they do in boot camp is just the drill instructor’s kink.
Only half?
Say, uh, how does one become a drill instructor, exactly? My friend keeps asking.
Well you need to know a lot about the reproductive process of amphibians, so that you can tell others about it.
That and minor in aggressive rap music might help.
Also watching Bob Ross, as he used to be a drill instructor.
Well, first, you gotta join the military.
Eating ass is someone’s personal Vietnam.
And my personal moon landing
Not Uranus?
They must be doing it wrong
This is called a humiliation ritual. Conformity and Team Building. The brothel of violence and brutality.
Human centipede?
Tactical combat human centipede!
Oh boy … HumancentiPad … the army agreed to an iTunes user agreement
Hopefully he ate the vanilla paste and not the cuttlefish and asparagus.
The forehead wrinkles say “nope”.
peace and love on planet earth <3
Is there anything that’s worth more?
Oh these pushups 😅
The closer you are to the crack the gayer you are, the further the harder the pushup is…
Why? Wouldn’t you gain a third limb to push up with?
This had better not awaken something in me
Ummm… Sir your weee is supposed to grow in a 180 not in a 90 degree?
Sfer fukin rown kerners
Looks like Diaz guy purposely moved down to fuck the guy behind him.
Classic Diaz
tbf, “fuck” is a matter of perspective.
Clearly he’s got a power bottom, since his bottom is generating all the power.
The power bottom is the powerhouse of the cell.
Is this… real?!
So is this like a daisy chain or does someone not get their grundle munched? What about the poor guy with the breath of fresh air?
Let’s just hope nobody farts.
