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ssillyssadass@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago

Would you press it?

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Would you press it?

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ssillyssadass@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago
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  • 5parky@lemmy.world
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    So I go to the 40k universe and all of the other beings are the size of my pinkie…

  • Outlawstar@lemmy.world
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    That’s a 90% chance I get to see a better future and a 10% I’m still stuck in hell. Yes please deliver button. I do not want to remain here to see what is coming either way. I will take those odds happily. So very very tired of living in America. I hope we are heading for Star Trek still but we have to go through World War 3 to get there. Might be Dune though.

  • MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social
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    1 hour ago

    Is there another button of the inverse?

  • Tuxman@sh.itjust.works
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    Pro: You get transported in Star Trek

    Con: …. It’s Discovery

    • Rooster326@programming.dev
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      Pro: You get transported to the Star Trek universe

      Con: It isn’t to ship, or a planet

    • Jorongo Ringo@infosec.pub
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      Checked the comments for this, thanks for not disappointing. Good luck on the 40k universe

  • Anhedon@lemmy.ca
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    3 hours ago

    Flip it and I’m in.

    • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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      1 hour ago

      You are now a sex serviter for the aristocracy. All your holes are permanently pried open.

      • bestagon@lemmy.world
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        28 minutes ago

        🤤

  • MourningDove@lemmy.zip
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    3 hours ago

    Good god no.

  • A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl
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    4 hours ago

    I want to explore the cosmos.

    I fkng want to explore the cosmos.

    Let me explore the cosmos.

    • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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      1 hour ago

      You start exploring the cosmos as a living battery for the dark Eldar.

      • A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl
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        Idk about Wh40k lore, would i be aware of the cosmos? Could I see it and see it uniqueness?

  • Count Regal Inkwell@pawb.social
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    I mean

    In the 40k universe I’d probably die very very fast unless I became a target to one of those BDSM Elves?

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      unless I became a target to one of those BDSM Elves?

      Fuck. That.

  • Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works
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    5 hours ago

    I wanna bang on the holodeck. Smash that button.

    • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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      You have sex on the holodeck of the Eldari ship till you go raw. They don’t stop.

      • TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone
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        Slaanesh approves

  • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de
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    6 hours ago

    Needs more details, but I’m listening.

  • Nycto@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    I would give my best Matt Damon in Interstellar “… that’s the best chance I have had in years.” And then smash my face jnto the button as hard as I could.

  • Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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    5 hours ago

    No both suck

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    way too vague. expect the Star Trek transport to put you in the vacuum of space to die a horrible death

    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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      Or you’re a Klingon and your sudden arrival was seen as dishonourable.

      • listless@lemmy.cringecollective.io
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        Or you show up on a Ferrengi ship with no gold pressed latinum. My GOD think of everything you’ll owe them for just for dropping you off somewhere? Air, water, light, carpeting, gravity, heat, cooling, pressurized cabin, shields, warp travel fee…

    • Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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      Bruh he means a place where you won’t die in 1 decisecond

      • pyre@lemmy.world
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        if it’s not in the text I’m not taking chances

        • tooclose104@lemmy.ca
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          Right? 2025 on Earth still existed in Star Trek. There’s a non-zero chance you press the button and nothing happens… So you think it didn’t work and push it again only to end up with the BDSM elves…

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    If when I pressed it it got rid of any remnants of me having been here, like was never born… press it in a second.

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    You narrowly avoid Warhammer as you see you’re on the Enterprise. You’re called for a mission. Shortly before you’re beamed down you see it. You look down.Your heart starts racing. You’re wearing a red shirt.

    • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
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      Still a more merciful death than Warhammer, I’d guess

    • P1k1e@lemmy.world
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      14 hours ago

      Still better than dark eldar

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