The British any time they talk about america
Which is still less often than school shootings in America
Yeah. They are going soft con you
Alan Partridge voice: “Back of the net”.
In the name of her majesty, I have arrived.
British is more like: oy plough me harda guvunah. Please plough me in me khyber pass.
“Brilliant”
Why is sex corrected to “six”? Is this a Kiwi meme?
Wherever this was originally shared\posted, someone circumvented the site’s detector bot for blocked words by paint-brushing over the word(s)… but still readable to humans.
It’s an annoying new trend.Why don’t they just post somewhere that won’t block it then? Surely the point of this is that children would be safe there, so this just screws everybody.
Censoring “shoot” now? Wtf. If you need to censor such inoffensive words to post something to a platform, you should get off that platform.
Fuck I hate sanitised internet.
Yeah ik and we are doing It to ourselves.
And to celebrate the fediverse: fuck fuck shit fuck ass ayyyy macarena 😄
How come we haven’t gotten a dance+song combo since gangam style?
We have, you’ve just aged out of the demographic
Laying down on a heating pad cause my back hurts today makes this sting really bad.
Fuck!
How dare you say the M word! No one should ever say that, you sick bastard!!
It should result in a ban. The worst is I’ve seen memes reposted where the original wasnt censored at all
I gotta keep this at 34 upvotes
Rule
Exactlly
I’m definitely boring and my porn preferences are weird but sadly this does not mean corporations and governments aren’t monitoring all my shit
Jokes on you. Lumberg is my porn preference.
Has he seen your O face?
Is that better or worse than being weird and having boring porn preferences?
Better, if you’re weird but not freaky, then ya got nothin’ to justify the weirdness
Because guns? Probably. Still idiotic.
So tired of censorship. It makes things like this not even funny.
I agree wholeheartedly, but this wasn’t funny even without censorship.
Touché
Let’s celebrate the Fediverse by saying the seven deadly words for TV
shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits
- shit
- piss
- fuck
- cunt
- cocksucker
- motherfucker
- tits
- fart
- turd
- twat
Is this karaoke? Are we singing that Blink 182 song?
🎶I fucked your mooooom 🎶
It’s a famous comedy skit. https://youtu.be/kyBH5oNQOS0
The full show, Live at Carnagy Hall is great and I honestly recommend most of Carlin’s standup.
What got removed?
Oh no, I hope this post won’t get demonetized
Hijo de puta!
Puta madre
If people can’t stay off the more restrictive, corporate-friendly platforms, they should at least avoid dumping the censored shit here as well. Going to start blocking individual users…
Sex shoot
You can’t say that on the internet!
Ameri
cansposting socialmediaAmeripingsomed?
Ameri pigs on meds
God I wish the Ameri pigs were on meds but they’re taking ketamine because antidepressants are bad for you or something
Ketameds, yum!
I had a stroke
Is it just Americans? My understanding that most mainstream platforms were full of this bullshit.
Well there are many figurative forma in english that include guns. Being a big caliber, taking a shot, troubleshooting…
Cum on man
Blow
Are you exasperated or giving instructions? Where cum? Cum on man.
Just cum on man, cmon dw
Are you exasperated or giving instructions? Where cum? Cum on man.
Sax, isn’t it what jazz is made of ?
Yes, also how Bill Clinton rescued the moon.
these little self censors that don’t cover shit or make a fucking difference ruin any potential comedy. who the hell thinks this is necessary or beneficial
As an american, i can confirm.
This is just a worse version of a Family Guy cutaway gag of the same context. And censored shittily. Fuck this post.
