Perhaps by gay women? Nah couldn’t be…
By straight men tho…
By numbers straight women, by numbers per capita gay men
holy shit Fleur_ restrain yourself
The greater majority of relationships in the world are between what is refereed to as traditional male/female couples. The rest of the relationships and their various combinations are at best five percent. So I’m going to say straight women are clearly in the lead there.
It’s… Actually kinda hard for me to make a guess. I think overall it’s probably more even than you’d expect. All things being equal (sex drive, being into your partner, etc) straight women outnumber gay men. 51% of the population are women (ish), and about 5% are gay men. Assuming everyone’s taken, and everyone has roughly the same ssxual activity, you’d be looking at around 5x the blowjobs in gay relationships (on average there will be more penises to be sucked in gay relationships than straight)
However things aren’t equal. People who’re trans are also more likely to not be straight (about 17.6% of trans people overall self-ID as straight), but that’ll skew the numbers in a lot of different directions because of surgery, and dysphoria.
I’m actually curious how heavily heterofatalism affects this, as well. A lot of straight people seem to hate their partners, though I’ve been seeing less of that ball and chain type stuff recently than I had in previous years. But also a lot more people are just single than before, so that’ll play into it.
I would say it’s also age dependent, but there’s not much of a difference. Over 40s report having sex about 69 (nice) times per year on average vs 25-34s report about 90 times a year. With retirement communities frequently being STI hotspots I’m not that surprised tbh (condoms do more than prevent pregnancy!)
Only now did I remember that we have statistics about a lot of things. Straight women give oral sex an average of 5.14 times per month. Gay men are 5.3x per month. So yeah. Gay men give fewer blowjobs overall, but more per capita, and gay coupled will have a little more than double the amount of blowjobs. Assuming about 5% of the population is gay men, and only looking at couples, we’re looking at about 1 out of every 6 blowjobs being from a gay man.
… These are the thoughts that kept me out of the good schools.
Edit: Now that I’ve been awake for more than 10 minutes I realize that the doubling of the number of blowjobs by gay men because there are 2 is prooooobably faulty logic. So it’s closer to about 10.3% of blowjobs given by gay men if we don’t forget lesbians (my own demographic, damn you, me!), and we assume a 9:1 ratio of straight women to gay men.
Straight women give oral sex an average of 5.14 times per month.
I did a web search on that phrase, and found a number of sources which cite it as the average number of times the average American gives oral sex. But they all leave out the definition of average: Does this number represent the number of blowjobs given in a year, divided by the number of straight women, divided by 12? These are infographic-type sites that cite each other, and I don’t have time to chase down the original source of that number, but it seems unlikely.
One of the pages that I found reported that 59% of women* give oral sex. So if 41% of women give 0 blowjobs in a month, those 59% have to pick up the slack. Then, subtract the proportion of women who would, but are not currently sexually active. That would leave a much smaller group giving a lot more oral sex, if that was the definition of average. (I guess the 28% of women who describe giving it as pleasurable are each doing it more than 20 times in a month?)
Instead, I suspect that that number describes the number of times that sexually-active Americans who engage in oral sex give it in a month, which makes for a very different total number. (Or, if it really is # of blowjobs / # of straight women, I’m going to be very upset with whomever is getting my share.)
* I learned from this research that 52% of straight men give oral sex. WTF, guys?
(I guess the 28% of women who describe giving it as pleasurable are each doing it more than 20 times in a month?)
From the people I know, the ones who enjoy it do end up giving oral 20+ times a month if they’re in relationships with partners who they live near enough to be giving it most nights.
Instead, I suspect that that number describes the number of times that sexually-active Americans
Wouldn’t surprise me, yeah
52% of men
Yeah, I mean only 59% of women do, that’s not that different? It’s not rounding errors levels, but still
Only now did I remember that we have statistics about a lot of things. Straight women give oral sex an average of 5.14 times per month. Gay men are 5.3x per month
Only time in this thread that anyone even tried to bring blowjob statistics to the table instead of just assuming! Would love to see that statistic. Was it for every straight/gay person, regardless of relationship status? Only in relationships? If it’s the latter, that could skew the numbers quite a bit considering gay male hookup culture.
It didn’t sound like it was just taken ones, given they said “It’s much higher among people in relationships especially new ones”
Then again, I wrote this after being awake for 10 minutes so could be misremembering. I’ll see if I can find it again later
These are the thoughts that kept me out of the good schools.
You should have gotten a statistics scholarship. This is the basis of a Master’s thesis.
I didn’t expect to receive such high praise on a post about blowjobs, but hey I’ll take it!
It wasn’t about blowjobs, it was about statistics. Get your mind out of the gutter.
On average I would say gay men.
Overall, women.
There’s just a lot more women in the world than gay men. And contrary to popular belief, quite a lot of women really enjoy giving blow jobs.
Quick math
There are about 4 billion women in the world And about 4 billion men.
About 5% of men are gay, let’s round that up to 10% to account for closeted gays. I’ll use the same value for women.
So we’ve got 3.6 billion straight women vs 0.4 billion gay men.
9 times more straight women than gay men.
So a gay man would have to, on average, give a blowjob 9 times more frequently than a woman to break even.
So the question is, how often does the average woman give a blowjob? Let’s go conservatively and say one a week? Some will be more, some will be less. Which means gay men will need to give a blowjob more than once a day on average, which seems unlikely.
But let’s say it’s far lower than what I’m thinking, if the average woman gives a blowjob once a month, gay men would need to give a blowjob every 3 days. That’s certainly achievable.
I think the answer is straight women, in my experience gay men aren’t as horny as people would have you believe, and women are way hornier than people would have you believe.
However, I say this as a married straight guy with a lot of women friends and a few gay friends so take this with a grain of salt
So the question is, how often does the average woman give a blowjob? Let’s go conservatively and say one a week?
Can you give me an idea of where in the world you live, because I think I want to live there.
While I don’t disagree with your conclusions, I am not sure about your assumptions that got you there. Even if we agree that we are talking about a very limited population group like: people living in North America, You assumptions seem to be based upon a fairly young group of sexually active people without children. I am not taking a swipe at women, gays, or marriage here, I am merely pointing out that there is a real divergence in the life styles and priorities of people who are actively having/trying to have kids versus those that are not. Yes, it is also the same for gay couples trying to adopt or do the surrogacy thing. But I am not sure that group is big enough yet to effectively skew the numbers. I guess what I am getting at is that are a lot stresses and time factors that effect how often you have time and energy to dive or have some dive face first into your genitals.
So a gay man would have to, on average, give a blowjob 9 times more frequently than a woman to break even.
Pfft. Bro, I’ve blown 6 men in 1 day. I’m a dude. I doubt women would be up for a blowjob a week, but I know plenty of gay men who would do it every day of the week if they could.
I can convince my wife to blow me once every 4 to 5 times we have sex. We have sex probably every week and some change on average. So once a month, with a 2 dry months a year
It’s not about how many men you’ve blown in a day, although mad respect, 6 is impressive, but on average how many blowjobs you give.
If you blow 6 men a day and then none for a couple weeks, that’s 3 blowjobs a week on average. Which is strong, but the average straight woman only has to give a blowjob every 3 weeks to beat that, which I suspect is easily achieved.
Gay men aren’t as horny as people would have you believe
My pansexual roommate ones showed me an app/website I can’t remember the name of, for gay men to advertise that they want to hook up, in real time.
There were hundreds of bubbles, with like 5 more showing up every second and some disappearing. And the thing only shows you the local ones so that’s 100 men just within our part of a relatively small US city. (Tbf, lots of them were from within nearby hotels so not necessarily local people)
But the point is all of this is live, dozens of men advertising themselves, people looking for people to hook up with people right at that moment, and that’s just in like a 5 block radius.
I can’t say gay men are hornier than women, but I’d be willing to bet gay men probably get the most action per capita out of any gender-sexuality combo on the planet.
Edit: Found it the site is called “Sniffies” (I don’t know why it’s called that and I don’t really want to) but if you’re a man into men and want to advertise your dick size and your hotel room number to random strangers on the internet for a chance to get laid, this is the site for you lol
I think were going per capital. Pun intended
Gay men.
I once worked at a very shitty hotel. We’re talking a hookers 'n heroin type hotel. I once had a family in July come to the front desk at 3am complaining that this hotel was NOT suitable for a family to stay at. I simple said “Oh, I fully agree. This place ISN’T made for family vacations. Why ARE you here???”. She didn’t have an answer for that. She was atrempting to use that as reason why she should get a refund. She had no idea how to react to me saying that she WAS in the wrong place, she WAS in danger, and the smart thing to do was leave now for her own families safety.
Well, about a year after that we had a gay leather biker convention that booked 80% of the whole hotel.
While I was checking this one guy in, another guy walked up behind him and asked “Hi, I’m Tom. Are you single to play?” The first guy says “I’m not single, but we’re free to play”. The second guy just said “Great. I’m in room 302. Here’s a keycard. Bring your boyfriend and all your friends.”
Me, being a straight male just had to be amazed at the efficiency. Tom just went from being a stranger to hosting a threesome, potentially an orgy, in 3 sentences.
Not even the germans are THAT efficient! I just stood there thinking "God dammit. Why can’t I be gay? That was SO easy! With women you have to do all this other pesky stuff, like learning their name, going to dinner, finding out who they are as a person…Tom basically just walked up and said “Come get laid”.
I think gay guys give more blowjobs just based on the fact that with a straight couple, only one is giving blowjobs and only sometimes. Gay guys BOTH give blowjobs, and I assume it’s several times a day. Like one just walks into the room, shoves his cock into the others mouth, and says “Oh by the way, my parents are coming to visit this weekend…don’t stop. I can multitask.”
Yep, as a bi guy, I can attest to the efficiency of gay hookup/sex life culture in general.
As a man, you’ll have two very different experiences if you go to a dedicated straight hookup app vs, say, Grindr or Sniffies.
With women, it is a whole process of ensuring that both of you are looking for the other, even if it’s a one night stand. Physical attraction, being charming, non-threatening, tons of requirements. At one point I missed my chance with a girl because she liked being read poetry to after a hookup, and I was apparently reading the wrong poets at the time.
With men? Even if you catfish them, 7-8 out of 10 will still have sex with you. You can literally post 10 year old pics, be 50-70kg heavier and still not a problem - meanwhile I had women call me out for using a roughly year and half old pic, and since I’ve lost weight and shaved off my beard, I looked slightly different…
With apps like Grindr you can quite literally find a sex partner in 5 to 10 minutes. Start a few chats, send the appropriate pictures, agree on a time and who’s bringing what, and you’re good to go.
Sniffies? 👃
“…and who’s bringing what.” I love that line.
Wonderful story thanks for sharing.
I bet gay men are much more eager than straight women on average, but straight women outnumber gay men by like 20:1.
I’ve definitely received more than 20x the blow jobs from gay men than straight women (20x0=0)
infinitely more …
I know the title explicitly says gay men, but then talks about Gay women and straight men as if the two sexualities are all that exist.
I’m sure the number, if you include bi, bi curious, pan etc. Is much higher than 5%.
I’m a mostly straight man (let’s say 2/3rds) and I’ve given more blowies than an ex female I was with for over a decade.
more like 50:1
Depends on which statistik you look at and for which countries. To arrive at 20:1, I calculated with 5% of people being “mostly homosexual”, which means that about 2.5% of the population is “mostly homosexual” men and about 45% is “mostly heterosexual” women. Admittedly, this is likely on the high side for homosexuality, but there is a lot of variation in statistics on the topic: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_sexual_orientation.
Either way, I picked a high number für homosexuality because even if we assume that there are a lot of gay men, the ratio is still extremely high - it’s rather unlikely that the average gay man sucks dick 20 times more often than the average straight women.
more like 7% so >=15:1
Canadian Health Survey self-reported gay as 1% in 2003 to 1.7% in 2014. Bisexuality was 0.7% in 2003 and had doubled by 2014.
Women
Anyone who is married (in any combination of genders) knows the answer is gay men
Together almost 10 years. Still get 4+ a week. That being said, definitely gay man lol
Ten years, got one or two.
Woke boomer humor. Science has definitely gone too far this time.
I think any generation can make jokes about their boring sex lives.
I’m not feeling picky.
You know what we call people like you? Greedy. ;)
A mouths a mouth.
Straight women, just because I’m on a break
My man!
Gay men men being able to relate to the feeling probably plays a role.
