A man walks past a news stand every day but never buys a paper. When asked, he says he’s looking for an obituary.
When told that obituaries aren’t on the front page,“The one I’m looking for will be.”
You know shit’s bad when Americans start telling old Soviet jokes.
Trump is the oldest soviet joke in the land
Is that where it’s from?
It’s a joke as old as Stalin.
I wonder if it started as an anti-Stalin joke?
It did.
Would world wide celebration be respectful?
Netanyahu and Putin too. horrible old entitled disgusting white men
I have been a musician for decades I am setting up my sound system on my front lawn and I will be throwing a block party to celebrate his death.
Play Ding Dong The Witch is Dead and No One Mourns the Wicked
I’ll be blasting some afrobeat because it’s great to dance to but yeah. We’ve had some good fuck off songs for decades
I’ll honk and cheer at any memorial with people around it that he’s dead and thank god. Fuck these people and decorum, they weaponize it.
Lol.
I’ll be in the streets banging on pots and pans and screaming “DING DONG THE PEDO IS DEAD”.
I’ll take this parade down the street to the one dipshit in my neighborhood still rocking Trump trash in the front yard and just stand on the sidewalk celebrating while laughing and pointing at the house.
Which reminds me. I need to sign that dipshit’s address up for battered spouse pamphlets.
I love how everyone thought of the same person after seeing this post
Fuck no. I have a list.
yeah everyone does, was talking about the first guy on most people’s lists
No names…no secret service or no fly lists.
I got a bottle of whiskey set aside, and a friend planning a party.
When the righteous prosper, the city rejoices; when the wicked perish, there are shouts of joy.
Proverbs 11:10
If this refers to the orange Russian cum rag, then my first action upon hearing of his demise will be to walk into the nearest pub and buy everyone a round.
Neither my wife or I drink.
But there’s a bottle in the back of the freezer just for one special occasion.
@Lushed_Lungfish @CADmonkey I’ve got a bottle of Kentucky Bourbon, bought in Kentucky for me by a family member years ago, and it’s been sitting there waiting for the day Trump goes to prison. Now it’s waiting for the day he dies on the toilet
Me too! The bars are going to make a killing.
You left out Israel
It’s hard to keep track of all the countries banking him at this point.
Well Israel is the main one
I kind of feel it’s a bit pedantic to say who is first or second, they’re all responsible and should burn.
Epstein and Ghisline were Mossad. The entire world has an arrest warrant for Netanyahu and Trump is having him at New Year’s Eve parties. Trump bypassed congress to GIVE Israel a new fleet of fighter jets and another 8 billion dollars in military aid since that meeting. Israel was doing security and set up the cameras at the Epstein properties. The former prime minister and head of Mossad frequently stayed at Epsteins house. There’s no doubt Epstein facilitated a backdoor channel between Russia, the United States and Israel but the evidence is overwhelming that Israel was in charge of this operation. Who OWNS 90% of our politicians ISRAEL
Unless he dies (as he should !) of public execution, not much will have changed.
Why on earth would anyone be respectful to people like Trump and Stephen Miller when they die and their souls are dragged to hell?
For many many decades (maybe since ever) fascists and conservatives were never respectful and many would just go ‘good riddence’ when they see a progressive pass away. Fuck em’. Also fuck the guys who claim ‘there will be retaliation’. It is like when bullies and the adults who support them don’t want victims fighting back or standing up to them will somehow only escalate the violence, or in my case they would make me look like the asshole and basically say ‘how would you like it if they did that to you?’ When they have been doing it to me countless times before I decided to talk back.
When he dies the celebrations will be massive
The day it’s announced that Donny has passed away will be the 2nd Independence Day for America and most of the world. The 24hrs following his death will be very interesting to watch especially from the view of his cult members.
Is drunker than shit on the most expensive whiskey I can find respectful?
Yes.
