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From Dexter
If these are dad jokes, what would a funny name that isn’t a “dad joke” be like?
I’m not sure it’s possible to humorously name a boat without getting punny in the dad way.
Unless it’s a yacht or some other super expensive kind, then you can do villainous puns in stead like naming it what less egotistical people could have spent the money on, I guess 🤷
“College Fund” would be an example of BOTH simultaneously IMO
I guess you could also give it a Gen Alpha slang name that someone old enough to be a dad is too old to understand.
Like, call the boat “Low Key Salty”. Simultaneously a play on words and Gen Alpha slang. Best if used for an ocean-going boat docked in the Florida keys.
wakey wakey
Where’s the C-Word?
I don’t know about you, but I’ve never seen a boat named “Cunt” OR “Cancer” 🤷
The Seaward was just one of so many good jokes in AD seasons 1-3.
Had a friend whose dad named his boat The Other Woman.
One dude had “Hail Seaser”.
I like Dexter’s Slice of Life.
If you’re not dad naming your boat, you’re doing it wrong.
My dad’s friend had a boat named the “Oy Vey”
Should’ve been oy bay.
what does it mean ?
It’s just a Yiddish phase meaning something like oh, crap or ay yi yi.
It’s an expression that basically means “oh dear”, or “oh no”. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/oy_vey
I named my kayak Whoops, but put the letters on it upside down.
Myoobs ? I’m lost
It reads Whoops when you flip.
ahaaa ! I get it ! cheers
This would be even more epic if you do manage to flip it one day
I have flipped it lmao. Only like twice, but it was fuckin hilarious each time.
Prawn star was the best I’ve seen
I saw one in Amsterdam called Koekblik (biscuit/cookie tin).
Unsinkable 2 got me
To be fair though, for all we know unsinkable 1 didn’t sink but blew up or something.
It hit an iceberg.
Definitely the best.
