Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3… 2… 1…
It turned him gay after one scan! That is why, when his wife called the hotel room, a random guy answered the phone. He explained to her that her husband is now gay because of the airport scanner and he would be turned back once he scanned again. "They work like switches, he said to her, and then added, "and boy was your husband turned on!” He went in to explain it always makes her husband gay when travels.
We need to encourage this belief that way we can keep those plague rats contained
I’m unfamiliar with this particular issue… looked it up ahh, more government sanctioned abuse on our most vulnerable minorities in the false banner of protection.
… and adds, “so if anyone catches me sucking dick in the airport bathroom, that would be why.”
“Refuse airport bodyscan searches!”
“Because they’re a means of privacy invasion and demostrates the TSA’s pointless existence yet dangerous power?”
“No, becuase they’ll turn you into a sausage-loving twink!”
In case anyone is wondering why they say stupid shit like this, it’s because they need to be able to convince a whole lot of stupid people that being gay can be “cured”, just as it can be caused. And the cure? Religion.
It’s all a big scam.
I figured it was so that when it’s discovered that they’ve been boning other dudes (or kids unfortunately) they can blame TSA scanners or some other shit. Surely it can’t just be that they’re monstrous assholes.
As stupid as this is, I see mostly positive consequences coming from this: either they’ll oppose TSA, or they’ll refuse to fly. Both sound like a win to me.
But TSA is also big into molesting people and touching them inappropriately.
Which makes it a big win for conservatives.
It happened to him & he felt the need to warn everyone. 🤣🤣🤣
Stop it! Stop giving stupid people attention. Seriosly. They feed their stupidity with attention. Just ignore, dont’t share and they will dissapear.
Hmmm… Every gay person I know has drank water. He should probably stop drinking water just to be safe.
Orrrr drink a ton of it!
They do? Great! Let’s get rid of them.
It’s pretty telling when you make up fantasies about things that become part of your core beliefs because you think about them that much.
Just sayin. It’s pretty obvious.
Christianity is the silliest of all the religions.
And that’s saying something.
There are some really silly ones
Yet Christianity is the silliest.
Sexy ass blonde man in a loin cloth showing off his shredded abs… plastering this image everywhere.
Worshiping this sexy man.
And then being like “gay is bad mkay”
Silly.
My religion is based on there being no universal truths, and cookies being the embodiment of all that is pure and good in creation.
And Christianity is still the silliest by a wide margain.
So he’s been doing a lot of flying huh?
