THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH
Sax gang approved
Make sure to moisten your little woody before tonguing it.
Dude, I think your jerk off technique is gonna break your dick.

Wait, but… I make noises when I’m jerked off too…
Am I… an instrument?
Get the best of both worlds with a slide cornet! …basically a trumpet that you jack off instead pushing buttons.
I’ve got the practice
band kids have zero chill.
this is how WW3 starts isn’t it
Not with a bang, but a womp womp

Imagine getting to jerk off your instrument while changing notes.
Imagine having to jerk off your instrument to get an A in middle school band.
Always remember to use lube
No, slide lube! Slide lube!
Por que no los dos


I’m glad someone posted a Riker
My new favorite gif
Sounds like someone’s lips are puckered tighter than their butt to me.












