More like it.
USA USA USA USA USA. Désillusion is crazy.
How to win at war:
- Start negotiating with foe
- Bomb foe during negotiations
- Declare victory, tell friends to fuck off
- ?
- Beg friends for help, because you have lost both tactical and strategic control of the situation. Threaten partners for not helping.
But what if the foe is really the Epstein files?
Then it was a stupid plan even from an electoral point of view.
I have an ongoing half joking bet since the 2nd day in the war that Trump will be talking about the parties in the island to distract people from the side effects of the war by June.
Double down on the distraction.
Ooh look, we’ve got Marines to deploy!
Then you have lost both the battle and the war.
And knowing is half the battle.
Sending the price of gas to the stratosphere, replacing the petrodollar schema by petroyuan, increasing the military spending by a huge margin, and antagonizing the entire world aren’t enough of a distraction to guarantee people won’t be thinking about it in the elections.
But doing that with 9 months of time for it to impact all the business and family budgets in your country is.
The real enemy was the secrets we made along the way.
Iran should offer to open the strait in exchange for the USA handing over trump and his sons
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Also what’s in for Iran? Not fair throwing out garbage at their door.
lol that would be incredible. And a fantastic deal, to boot.
Or the complete, unredacted Epstein files
Or both
That’s an incredible deal for shareholder value.
Can we please add Vance, Johnson, ivanka, kushner, Clarence Thomas, Kavanaugh, and kid rock to make sure they accept?
Dig up Cheney’s corpse and send it with em.
They’re a country, not a toxic waste dump.
And anyone with a net worth above $2 million
That’s not much, can barely retire on that.
Tbh that needs to be higher, because that’s really not that much money these days. That’s just pretty much anyone who’s somewhat older and has a retirement account that’s been managed decently well, and a house.
On second thought hold the Kid Rock, we want Iran to say yes after all
They probably want Bolton too
Deal.
John or Michael?
Know what? Can’t be too safe, we send both.
Yes.
Epic Failure
Epstein Failure
I live in New York City.
Besides the greed, the pedophilia, the racism, and the narcissism, the biggest problem people here have is he sheer, overwhelming stupidity.
Writer Fran Leibowitz put it best. “You don’t know anybody as stupid as Donald Trump. You just don’t.”
The tangerine turd bit off more than he could chew, just like his employer blyatimir putrid.
The US war machine is expending itself like a senior citizen at a strip club.
It’s awful to witness and truly miserable for everyone involved. But give Americans a week and they’ll stumble back in clutching another fist full of Social Security cash to do it again.
You want to call these goons out as bad at strategy or wasteful of precious natural resources. But neither the US nor Russia seem to have a shortage of blood or treasure they’re willing to throw away for another cheap thrill. This is it. The twilight of empire. What happens if they don’t finish all over Central Europe and the Middle East, like they’ve been lusting after for 40 years?
You think Trump or Putin care what happens to their kids? Their grandkids? Nevermind all the young people their explosions of pent up unrealized empire ruin in the process.
This is what all those decades of Cold Warring was meant for. The grim harvest we’ve been growing since Truman dropped the bomb on Hiroshima and kicked off 70 years of intercontinental hate.
“You could make the case that maybe we shouldn’t even be there at all, because we don’t need it. We have a lot of oil.”
-Trump 3 weeks into the war he decided to do
TACO
I think it’s more NATO get yer fuckin act together. We don’t even need this oil you do.
This had to be done, so help police this straight now that the war is done, because if you can’t defend an asset you can’t own it.
This is governance 101 and if you don’t have a monopoly on power you definitionally are not a government.
NATO get yer fuckin act together
How so? NATO is a defensive alliance, ain’t nothing defensive about attacking. Of course nobody is going to help. Idiots
You seem to live by your username.
now that the war is done
This is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on, my friends…
Could have pulled out back then we just didn’t.
Lmao.
What the fuck is the point of attacking a country if all you’re accomplishing is pissing them off?
Taxpayer money was wasted and new toys for the military need to be bought with new taxpayer money.
Really didn’t have to be done.
Thanks I’ll take your opinion as gospel.
You could instead just defend your point, I mean you’re the one who said it had to happen, so why not say why?
The reason why I am not defending my point is because there’s no win condition.
It is simply fuel for an ideological cult captured by corporate misinformation.
I might as well say what I just said because it will get the same reaction.
You may be the dumbest person I’ve seen on Lemmy
Name checks out
Oh the war is done now? Doesn’t seem like it! Also seems like we did need that oil when you look at oil prices and the economy in general…
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