Maybe he just that computer virus…
Top tier excuse here
“He has publicly apologized for what he called an innocent visit to town hall, spurred by a bad reaction he had to alcohol and medication that eventually made him vomit. He has told people he took off his pants to clean them,” according to The Journal.
Unlucky he didn’t just teleport to a Waffle House instead
I’m a little curious how he managed to get vomit on his pants and not his suit coat or shirt.
Also it was the middle of the day. What was he doing with alcohol… and how come he didn’t know his medication reacted with alcohol?
I think the secret clues are in what he’s not saying. First, he never said it was a prescribed medicine. My bet, since we already know he was day drinking, is that it was a recreational substance.
Second, he never actually says he got vomit on his pants. He just says that the mix “eventually” made him vomit. It’s likely that he was so messed up from his booze and pharmaceutical cocktail that he shit himself and he’s leaving that part out.
That or he just ditched his pants to rub one out, which is where I’d put my money.
Right, this clearly is not Mom’s spaghetti
Ohhh, okay, he was just drunk and high, well okay then
I love that show! Remember that one time when he said “where are my pants?” Cracks me right up
Do you like “Everything is Awesome” also?
I listen to it all the time!!
Me too! It’s my favorite song!
So let’s just assume his excuse is false and he was actually there having sex with the journalist. Let’s be honest, he almost certainly was. If you lose respect for the guy over the act or the lying to excuse it and don’t want to vote for him to represent you, I get that. If you’re his wife and want a divorce, absolutely. If you’re his child or family and embarrassed by his behavior and don’t want to be around him, fine.
Short of that, like… who gives a shit? “He’s got to pay” “It’s an insult to the city.” Really? Because he had casual sex with another consenting adult that isn’t his subordinate? Because he did that in a (closed) government building? Why does that matter? Why does that need to be punished? Why does he need to lose his career over it? Of all of the less than righteous things someone in a leadership position could do with their power, the thing I care the absolute least about is consenting adult sex in a government building after hours. Hell I’m not even an adventurous person and I’ve had sex parked in a dark parking lot and in a closed store. Should I “have to pay” for those dalliances, and lose my career over it?
Yeah, if this wasn’t an abuse of power, or otherwise using his position, it’s just sex.
Yeah, fucking in the office is pretty stupid, but I don’t think anyone should be fired just for that. Demoted, maybe. Given a stern warning, absolutely (and eventually shit canned for repeats, but only because sex is messy and that’s shared space). But being punished for having sex? Fuck that, it’s stupid, and the idea can fuck right off
Reading the article, I think it’s because the dude tried to use his mayoral power to delete the video. There’s two lawsuits about it. That’s probably why people still give a shit.
Also it’s a small town, not much going on there
Ah I didn’t see that part. That does move beyond lying to cover up embarrassing sexual event to destruction of public property.
Yes, if I had sex at my workplace and got caught literally in public with my pants down, I’d expect (and deserve) to be fired. Come on. It is such a low bar to clear. Society has basic expectations
That’s not what I said. If the city council wants to fire him, I’m sure that’s in their power. But for some random dude they interviewed to feel like this guy needs to be taken down, it’s ridiculous.
Why wouldn’t a random dude want someone like this out of office? I do too.
If you care more about this dude having sex in his off hours at an inappropriate location than literally any other detail of his performance as an elected official, then you’re as ridiculous as that guy, yes. Actually you’re probably way more ridiculous because they are at least one of his constituents, and I’m guessing you are not. If that is the case, you need to majorly sort out your priorities. This purity test shit, is nonsense.
Yes, I am unapologetic about demanding politicians nationwide of either party clearing this very low bar of wearing clothes, and not having sex in their office and/or vomiting on themselves without explanation.
Good for you. Lets hope your standards for conduct that actually matters for their job are as high.
The incident involving Mooresville Mayor Chris Carney and has outraged — and also amused — people in the town nicknamed Race City USA after its long history with NASCAR.
“The episode occurred in 2024 but is now bubbling up on multiple fronts,” The Journal reported. “Three former town employees are suing Mooresville officials, alleging retaliation for their efforts to preserve the footage or investigate. Town commissioners passed a no-confidence vote this month urging Carney to quit. And a judge last week ordered the town to release video of the incident, a move the town forestalled by appealing Wednesday.”
I couldn’t find the video footage. Can someone link it?
the town nicknamed Race City USA
😳
after its long history with NASCAR.
😮💨
Still pretty racist, I’ve been there plenty of times
Well there was the noose thing in the black guy’s garage that time.
NASCAR not Race City isn’t the relief, but I might have missed the sarcasm too.
But it comes with a free frogurt!
The frogurt is also racist.
I had the same first thought
Honesty this could win the FIFA Bastion of Integrity Medal all things considered.
Tonight on …
Prophetic.
yeah. but mostly USA
I mean, I can think of a half a dozen other unimaginable horrors unrelated to the US happening right now, and I don’t even try to look these things up.
i mean this could easily be canada
i want to say alberta had something like this not too long ago
Oh yeah corruption and sexual abuse: uniquely American. Fuck right off.
number one. even your president is a pedo. So you fuck off maybe?
Another Republican gets another mulligan. Must be America.
They’re in Marnie’s house. The pants will be returned publicly and embarrassingly.
grange display, soup, or wearing them yourself?
I never liked putting them in the soup, cause the soup was the best way to get everyone maxed quickly.
But the shame dialogue is so good. And are the townspeople really worth engaging with in any capacity?
The who?
I have the Jorts and Jean mod, and so yeah. Yeah they are worth chatting to. And not being friends with everyone would make Jorts sad.
I honestly don’t understand why these people can’t just wait til they get home, behind closed doors, to do their pervy shit.
What is the appeal of doing this in a public place? It can’t be that thrilling that it’s worth ruining your whole life over.
Bruh some people get their best thrills by doing risky sex.
“It never goes away,” Dingler said. “It’s distracting.”
If it doesn’t go away after 4 hours, consult your physician.
As the mayor, he should issue a municipal fine to himself for the crime of “being awesome”, and then the journalist can publish the story of him ‘paying’ for his infraction.
Just meme into it hard.
Yikes, it’s never the people you want to see pantsless, is it?
How is this shapeless adipose abomination in any position to interfere sexually with anyone?
Lmao 😂 was he with a woman or a man? Or does he just treat town hall as his home when nobody’s looking,
With a woman, according to the first sentence of the article.
I appreciate you answering my question.
Honey I dropped my pants
