According to an affidavit written by a DPS special agent, Ozment allegedly called the Governor’s Office on the afternoon of July 25. DPS claims Ozment left the following voicemail (KXAN has redacted the profanity in the transcript provided by DPS):
“I don’t know which one of you sons of b—-es passed this motherf—ing bill to get this damn s— blocking my motherf—ing anime, but you whole a– motherf—ers need to unpass this s—. Y’all are f—ing ridiculous with your b—- a–es. My Google account says I’m f—ing over the age of 18, and your dumba– is passing these dumba– laws. I’m a f—ing stab every godd— one of you b—-es. Unlock my f—ing anime.”
Here I am, wondering which anime it was. Probably Taimanin Asagi
Just pirate it.
I mean, the Supreme Court just legalized copying. Millions of rare and one-of-a-kind books are being bodily destroyed just so they can be scanned in, which is pretty much the same thing.
If AI companies can steal content without repercussions, why not you?
we need a copy of the actual recording
Uncensored, not for the faint of heart;
"I don’t know which one of you sons of buttermilk passed this mother-flapjacking bill to get this dang snickerdoodle blocking my mother-flapjacking anime, but you whole entire fudgemuffins need to unpass this snickerdoodle. Y’all are frickle-fracking ridiculous with your buttermilk gravy-boats. My Google account says I’m frickle-fracking over the age of 18, and your dumb-bumpkin is passing these dumb-bumpkin laws. I’m a frickle-fracking stab every gosh-diddly one of you buttermilks. Unlock my frickle-fracking anime.
More like for the feint of heart.
:faints:
needs more ‘monkey fighting’ and ‘Monday to friday’
Please put that in a spoiler! My son read that and now he’s sporting a mohawk and calling his mother and I the b word! We don’t want him saying that kind of language except on special occasions like when God allows us to eat pancakes (Lent). Now I have to explain cookies to him. Thanks a lot, maybe think of the fucking children next time.
I’m pretty unflappabe, but consider me over easy
Oppai decensored wholesome gyaru be like
GoddamnGosh-diddly this is goldThis right here is exactly why I haven’t blocked .ml
Yes the mods over there can be twats, and yes there are militant shitbirds with asinine opinions (let’s be honest, every instance has them). And then you get a post like this…
<_< your above commenter is from .world bruv
I’m seeing the parent of this comment thread as [email protected].
I’m on sync, so maybe it’s an app issue? Or maybe you’re blocking .ml and can only see the OP that jdr replied to? Dunno.
Fedi gonna fedi, I see it now.
What’s his Lemmy instance?
Those who would give up essential anime to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither anime nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin, probably.
Ben Franklin’s Congressional Hentai Collection is a foundational part of US history
The most requested part is his Night Shift Nurses set
Lincoln’s Yuri Archives are still open to the public, and thank God and Sweet Baby Jesus for that.
If you can’t watch me at my futanari, you don’t deserve me at my ecchi.
To those who didn’t read TFA: he wasn’t talking about anime like Boku no Hero Academia or Dragon Ball Z. He was talking about hentai.
The article confirms that Crunchyroll and a couple other anime streamers are available in Texas.
The guy was trying to access PornHub (or a site like it) to watch hentai, and that site simply blocks all Texans (and people from other countries and US states that have similar laws).
As for those asking if it’s illegal: the US constitution does enshrine the freedom of speech, or rather, your government’s inability to pass laws restricting said freedom. However, there are still exceptions. You still can’t make threats to officials, or other things that can harm others.
FYI - it’s because he specifically said that he was going to stab them. That’s a very real threat and actionable, most people have access to knives.
Now saying you’re going to cut their heads off with a guillotine? That’s protected by free speech, and you’d 100% be able to argue that in court because I guarantee you don’t have a guillotine or know how to build one (hopefully, maybe you do - in that case do not say this).
Texas allows you to open carry a sword.
It’s not about protecting people from harm, but sin.
It’s not about protecting anyone, it’s about surveillance and an ability to blackmail/threaten anyone who steps out of line.
I’m not surprised given Texas’s reputation. Big hats, big trucks, “don’t mess with Texas”… yeah how about I just skip Texas entirely next time I visit the States. I hear some parts of it are nice, though, but hot isn’t my thing.
Carrying a sword openly sounds awesome in theory but terrible in practice.
That’s still anime.
Yeah the supreme court only decided free press applies to adult porn access in the late 20th century
That censoring of his voicemail transcript in text is art.
Goddamn, the bleeps make that annoying to read. My best guess:
“I don’t know which one of you sons of bitches passed this motherfucking bill to get this damn shit blocking my motherfucking anime, but you whole ass motherfuckers need to unpass this shit. Y’all are fucking ridiculous with your bitch-asses. My Google account says I’m fucking over the age of 18, and your dumbass is passing these dumbass laws. I’m a fucking stab every goddamn one of you bitches. Unlock my fucking anime.”
Not sure that the first “s–”= shit, but, whatever.
Alternate translation:
I’m a fucking stab every goddamn one of you bakas.
He was swearing so much it almost turned into morsecode.
“Oi, Governer-san, nandayo? Anta baka??”
👉👈
“Man thinks threatening politicians is more effective than using a vpn”
Because using a VPN removes the burden of actually telling your representatives that they passed a shitty bill.
They know what they did and do not care
Yeah, you need to first damage them, then threat of additional damage to them and their immediate families will work.
The average person has no idea what a VPN even is.
Really!? But I know about VPNs
He’s apparently under 40 and capable of navigating the Internet. Very strange that he wouldn’t at least bother to look it up online or something. Presumably he had to find the phone number he called so he seems capable of finding information. It really isn’t that hard to set up a free VPN if you’re literate and have Internet access. I’m someone who regularly defends people not using Linux because it’s confusing for them, so I feel like I’m not being overly demanding here or anything. I’m pretty sure Firefox has a free one built in now. So, it might’ve been as easy as downloading Firefox and clicking a button. I’m not sure because I don’t use Firefox like that, but still.
These privileged assholes who think getting things through official channels will work and is the best solution if only they just scream about their feelings (which they inform me facts don’t care about) loud enough.
I bet he’s a straight-line Republican voter, too. And just cannot comprehend how the policies he voted for could ever affect him – it was only supposed to hurt other people!
he did nothing wrong but i guarantee you that guy voted for texas republicans the last 20 years.
Well first of all, he’s 35. So 20 years is impossible.
Second of all, he threatened to stab them.
Finally he’s from Houston, which is historically blue.
So it’s a maybe is what you’re saying…
As if democrats weren’t doing the same thing. It’s a uniparty. The difference is the same as pokémon red and blue, you get to choose the color of the package and which monster you get.
But the Democrats are obviously better; they have Meowth and so can’t get softlocked by running out of money.
Somewhat valid, I hate having to switch between 8 different vpn tunnels to access a reddit thread
I hate whole ass motherfuckers.
you know what I hate more?
half-ass motherfuckers
Even worse? Snake-ass motherfuckers on my motherfucking plane.
FUCK.
This shit is so hard to read when it’s text-bleeped.
WTF is “godd—”?
God-dammed
Gyatt’s dad, God
Ah, american priscillas and oh noes dey insulting dem santa claus dude on the cross.
