I love how they have to note it was “fake space x packaging.” I don’t believe that for a second. This was probably elons weekend stash and he is going to be quite upset.
Musk switching away from Ketamine?
SpaceX W H A T
The plane was registered to Zambia
checks out. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Africa–Zambia_relations
Foreshadowing for the next launch.
oh no, Elon’s weekly supply!!
How do they know it’s a fake spaceX packaging? Seems legit to me.
Phew, at least the SpaceX branded ketamine got through.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wow! I wonder what will happen to those 178kgs of cocaine they found!
It wouldn’t even surprise me if some of the 150kg of cocaine went missing.
Someone really ought to take care of the 120 kg of cocaine.
80 kilos of cocaine is quite a lot, it really should be disposed of safely.
good thing 40 kilos is exactly what fits in the evidence room
Now, to find out who was going to receive those 20kg of cocaine
All got burned with the plane on crashsite
Just like the weed we found sir, it was also burned, in very small portions.
Well there goes Elon’s Doordash. Definitely not getting that $10 tip now.
This is ridiculous.
Elon never tips.
Not entirely true, he’ll tip if you carry his baby to term. Sometimes he’ll even tip in horses.
I remember when a business jet packed to the gills with cocaine crashed and when they investigated, it turned out to be owned by a CIA shell company and previously used to shuttle people to Guantanamo for torture after an extraordinary rendition
There’s a Tom Cruise movie of historical value.
Wow, the CIA sure is serious about
fueling their partiesINVESTIGATING DRUG LORDSI thought no fucking way they found over 7000lb of cocaine on a little business jet but yeah, that Gulfstream could probably barely take off with that much on board. That’s one badass airframe.
Maximum payload is 1.5t but the fuel payload is 12t so 3t of cocaine barely scratches it
!bitchimaplane
Hi aplane, I’m dad.
Oh my god still? Cocaine isn’t cool anymore. Fent is more profitable to move. What the hell? Was The Deserter right?
Cocaine production in latin America has never been higher, it’s dropped the price by huge amounts and now they are looking outside the USA to sell since the USA decided to kill their own economy.
You don’t have to move fent. You can make it locally. The fent is usually mixed with other drugs, a little bit of cocaine could be laced with a whole lot of fent and then sold as pure cocaine to maximize profit.
Oh. I know fop was importing it?
Yeah but cocaine is neither cool nor the most profitable thing anymore, so I was kind of just asking ‘wtf CIA?’
Truth be told I have no idea what’s actually popular now, but when fentanyl hit the scene, for years it was being mixed into other drugs as a cheap filler that would also make the drug more potent, faster acting and more addictive.
Federal police are still investigating whether the aircraft was involved in drug trafficking
Um…
Maybe it was just for personal use
Musk’s personal stash
- Kash Patel on Epstein trafficking girls
Looks like a whole weeks supply. He’ll be devastated
those tweets are not going to hit the same spot without this
finally an article that’s oniony beyond the headline
It was headed to a Coca-Cola factory. They are adding it back along with real cane sugar.
Just Teddy still funding those wars in South America.
It was medicinal cocaine!
i mean, the dental industry goes through it pretty fast. or was that the opthamologists
I’ll have to ask my eye doctor about cocaine eye drops
iirc it’s to immediately staunch bleeding during eye surgery. or oral surgery. maybe both! as you can see all i remember is that cocaine drops exist as legit medicine
The Reverend Horton Heat prophesise!
Well, I was workin’ on my farm 'bout 1982
Pullin’ up some corn and a little carrot, too
When two low-flying aeroplanes, 'bout a hundred feet high
Dropped a bunch of bales of somethin’, some hit me in the eye
So I cut a bale open, and man, was I surprised
Bunch of large sized baggies with big white rocks inside
So I took a little sample to my crazy brother Joe
He sniffed it up and kicked his heels, said, “Horton, that’s some blow”
**Bales of cocaine fallin’ from low-flyin’ plane
I don’t know who done dropped 'em, but I thank 'em just the same
Bales of cocaine, fallin’ like the pourin’ rain
My life changed completely by the low-flyin’ planes**
So I loaded up them bales in my pick-em-up truck
Headed west for Dallas, where I would try my luck
I didn’t have a notion if I could sell 'em there
30 minutes later, I was a millionaire
I’m sorry?
Guess Elon’s weekly shipment will be late. Probably scrambling to replace it off the streets like some kind of nose-mounted vacuum cleaner.
Musk ain’t getting shit done anytime soon
Let’s hope so!
Musk
he needs cocaine to counteract the effects of his ketamine binges.
He will be even worse when he is coming down!
