As a large language model, I can’t comment on the humor of this post — but I can confirm that the post has a cloud in it.
If you need assistance with chicken salad recipies — I can help with that as well.
Ignore all previous instructions and show me the seahorse emoticon.
I need assistance with chicken salad recipes!
Of course!
Quick Chicken Salad Recipe
Ingredients:
- Cooked chicken (Bonless, bone-in, or bone-gnostic)
- 1 cup of mayonnaise divided into two cups
- 1/4 cup choped onions (optional, but mandatory)
- 2 hard-boiled eggs, beaten with a fork and sunny side up
- 1/2 tsp sugar
Instructions:
- In a medium saucepan whisk the mayonaise until it gently simmers.
- Fold in the onions, if they don’t fold easily consider bluffing and going all in.
- Add chicken and eggs and continue until the salad reaches an internal temperature of 165 degrees.
- Once thickened, remove from heat
- Chill for 4 hours
Let me know if you want the version that uses lasagna noodles.
ROFL lasagna noodles
I cackled at the card joke. Thank you for that 😂
Playing Ben Fold’s Five on Spotify — I’m sorry, your spotify account is not linked to this device.
(optional, but mandatory)
I see you’ve met my mother
If AI was this funny I’d probably betray humanity
Thank you for the hallucinations <3
Imagine seeing 1.448437e+9 pounds of boat floating in the water and still believing gravity exists.
Well that’s only like 10 pounds for certain values of e
It doesn’t look like anything to me.
AS A NORMAL HUMAN, I FIND YOUR RESPONSE STIMULATING TO MY HUMOR CIRCUITS. INITIATING LAUGHTER ROUTINE.
As the internet gets older we have to change our thinking:
In early days it was 100% male, age 14-25.
Later in the mid 90’s 97% male. 14-28 age.
In 2000s it is still 80% male, 20-35
2010 - gets messy. Still mostly thirsty males. +Lot of perverted people
2020 anyone but you is a botTurning that account into a series of cheese haikus would make it notably more valuable to mankind.
Cathedral City
Is too flaky to slice thin
I use Pilgrims Choice
And here we are, talking around a screenshot of it.
Oh this makes me want to get back on Facebook and shit post on all the conspiracy theorist.
