It was the man who died. The cause of death is still being investigated, but he was 89 years old.
Never bite your woman in a cherry blossom park in Japan.
In Japan we say the crazies come out in spring. Glad we’re still keeping that tradition alive.
We’re fucked
Is she the reincarnation of chuck norris?
This is a good time to remember:
If it bites you and you die; venomous
If you bite it and you die; poisonousSo the woman was poisonous, gottit
And if it bites you, and it dies, you are poisonous.
If it bites you and you both die, rabies
To match the “venomous” and “poisonous” words, you can also say “contagious”.
Also, believe it or not, jail.
Yeah, but this is: If it bites you and it dies, you’re poisonous?
That is identical to the 2nd case.
Patient Zero
That will teach people about having zero patient.
Who says isekai mangas have to start with truck-kun?
FYI this was last week, the cherry blossoms are basically gone now, 2 weeks earlier than last year. Here’s a pic from 2 weeks ago.
I’ve got cherry trees in Australia and they only bloom for a few days the last few years.
Climate sure is changing, our blooms in the PNW have been lasting for weeks almost a whole month now. I remember years ago as a kid it would be less than a week.
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Osaka Man is clearly Florida Man’s long lost brother.
plot twist: it’s all the same guy
Move over Florida Man, Osaka Man had entered the Arena
The (edit: second) Osaka one is just sad. Grief sucks.
Unless he killed her…
Ah the second Osaka one…
Oh right, yes. Sorry.
the first one sounds like an overreaction to a noisy neighbor.
Fuck yeah, patient zero! I was starting to loose hope that zombie apocalypse could beat out climate change, pollution, wealth inequality, and fascism. But it’s back in the race!
Yeah, fire that hope arrow!
Huzzah! Can’t wait. I’ve never liked the idea of eating brains, now it’ll be my favourite meal
I hear with a nice chianti and some fava beans…
man didn’t tell she was of the poisonous type
Never heard about this toxic femininity before!
Speaking of cherry blossoms, can anyone remember (or find) that greentext about the incel trying to get with a girl at the cherry blossoms?
It’s really fucking long and the person does come across as fucking mental
So glad someone turned that news story into a terrible animated video!
As is tradition!
And so it begins.
I think i am ready for it TBH!
I don’t know if Japan of all places is ready for it. We’d better hope the zombies are vulnerable to airsoft BBs.
I don’t think there’s much of a mystery he was 89 years old and he was sort of dude to go around biting people
Bath salts
Onsen salts, actually.
