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themaninblack@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Excessive social media

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Excessive social media

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themaninblack@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • Aneb@lemmy.world
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    Its an unusual day. Rocket for Lemmy only has 41 mins active and after this comment 42 minutes.

  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    Uh oh…

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      21 hours ago

      There are only 3 possibilities

      • Voyager is a battery hog
      • You don’t use your phone much
      • You, together with your army of alts is single-handedly responsible for half of lemmy content
      • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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        Voyager is a website in a wrapper. I dunno how it’s suppose to run the battery anymore than Safari does.

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          Its because it gets reported as the app using the screen and other subsystems during time its in-focus. So really it’s mostly your screen/wifi/etc using power, not the website as such - but the phone categorizes relevant power draw to the active foreground app that’s preventing the phone from sleeping.

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    WTF are you doing with Olive Garden, Dan?

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      9 hours ago

      coffee and breadsticks on my day off shuddup

  • Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org
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    Olive Garden might just be as bad as Uber, where loading it for a short time drains an inordinate amount of battery.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      If you close the app, they stop delivering the unlimited breadsticks until you make another order.

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        Conspiracy time: Olive Garden buys the breadsticks with cryptocurrency mined from your phone.

        • HowAbt2day@futurology.today
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          24 hours ago

          Conspiracy or brilliant business acumen?

  • Avicenna@lemmy.world
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    • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌@lemmy.world
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      23 hours ago

      Lol. Sync is abandoned for Lemmy. I would recommend trying something else soon. My vote is Voyager, as someone who left Sync.

      • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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        14 hours ago

        I like thunder personally but it has been a little buggy for me lately.

      • aim_at_me@lemmy.nz
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        Oh really! That sucks. Is there a blog post or something somewhere?

      • LikeableLime@piefed.social
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        Yep I switched from Sync to Voyager because of this

  • joel_feila@lemmy.world
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    ha jokes on you I only access social media from a browser there fore I can’t be addicted. No if you excuse me I am 3 days away from a 100 day streak on reddit.

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    iPhone creates a Screen Time report if you want to see actual usage and not just battery usage.

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      22 hours ago

      Found the Dutchie!

    • thatkomputerkat@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I turned off screen time on my iPhone because it’s hopelessly broken. It kept reporting that I was using my phone 20+hours a day with multiple apps given seven time being waaaay higher than reality. Lots of posts to be found on this bug.

    • filcuk@lemmy.zip
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      Samsung does too, don’t know if this is android native or not

      • spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works
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        Ah a fellow Proton user! Where I stopped scrolling made me think I had an email 😂

    • KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      17 hours ago

      Same on my Android

  • TomMasz@piefed.social
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    21 hours ago

    Surrogate family?

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    What in the hell is happenin’ over in the Olive garden app!?

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      Bro, are you not playing the hidden game on there “BRDstix”? It’s awesome.

      • LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Can’t tell if you’re serious or not…

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        Absolute class meme

    • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world
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      Soup and salad and unlimited breadsticks.

      If you leave, you have to pay when you come back.

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      We’re just family.

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    Oh good, podcasts and web browsing (to here, mainly).

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    No idea what “Olive Garden” is - is it used all day, or is it just a shitty programmed app that it eats up the battery?

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      Olive Garden is a restaurant chain. It would be like spending all day on the Arby’s or McDonald’s app with an added layer of Olive Garden being a bit obscure.

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    The Great Breadstick Debate continues apace.

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    …hmmm, like there aren’t regulations ahgainst this shit?..oh, you campaign against regulations for this shit?..wth?..

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      Regulations against apps using battery?

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        …yes, dum-dum…

        • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Errr… Hmm.

          • notsure@fedia.io
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            https://www.simplymac.com/ios/if-ios-18-2-is-dramatically-draining-your-battery-change-these-settings

            https://medium.com/pickme-engineering-blog/advanced-ios-battery-optimization-a-developers-guide-07c318ca75a9

            https://support.apple.com/en-us/120745

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              Are these supposed to be those “regulations” that “you” (whoever that may be) campaigned against?

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                …these are citations of application abuse of battery power…

                • Lumidaub@feddit.org
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                  I have no idea what you’re saying. Explain like I’m a dum-dum?

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    You’re a slacker if it’s not 100% LinkedIn.

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      If it’s ever over 50%, have me institutionalized and thrown in a padded room. Something has gone wrong.

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    In my defense, this is after work.

    • nekiZajebanLik@lemmy.zip
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      Metrolist, my man 🫡

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        What is metrolist?

        • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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          It lists all the types of metros, obviously.

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            U guys get many metros? I don’t even have 1 metro

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              We’ve got government subsidised metros here.

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          Yeah, come on, don’t leave us hangin’!! I too would like to learn of this metrolist!

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            Its only for gay people. Metrosexuals like myself. LOL.

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            It’s a list of totally metrosexual stuff:

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